baltimore via southern maryland.
Baltimore
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I think some of you are really mean on the internet because you don’t have enough friends to make a groupchat where you can talk shit about people privately. which is fine but also don’t make that my problem you know
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Did you know Taco Bell has a 20 dollar meal for 4 and you don't even have to have 4 people. You can just eat all of it.
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Best community note I’ve ever seen
you think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain. no. it climbed the spout again. lock in
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It's important to note that the sun came out and dried up all the rain.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Itsy_Bits…
Before you guys buy out all of the flare jeans take a moment to remember what those are like on a rainy day. Pass along the experience to the youths in your life. We can’t do this again.
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the only good thing the chiefs have done is fit perfectly into the beat of karma so that lyric change could happen.
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Jalen Hurts is so ffffffffoooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnneeeeeee idec that he has a goatee. Whew.
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Man. What an honor to watch P*trick M*homes shit the bed on the biggest stage in his sport. Go birds.
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