michelle retweeted
I think some of you are really mean on the internet because you don’t have enough friends to make a groupchat where you can talk shit about people privately. which is fine but also don’t make that my problem you know
michelle retweeted
the dentist asking if a monday at 2pm in november works & you just have to be like Well Ok.
michelle retweeted
Did you know Taco Bell has a 20 dollar meal for 4 and you don't even have to have 4 people. You can just eat all of it.
michelle retweeted
Best community note I’ve ever seen
you think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain. no. it climbed the spout again. lock in
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
It's important to note that the sun came out and dried up all the rain.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Itsy_Bits…
michelle retweeted
unfortunately my nervous system doesn’t know the difference between going into a ticketmaster sale and facing the death penalty


































