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baltimore via southern maryland.

Baltimore
Joined May 2008
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michelle retweeted
why y’all ain’t vote for that lady?
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I be like "I needed that laugh" and it be something I said
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love hearing i’m mean from a man, thanks bitch
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I think some of you are really mean on the internet because you don’t have enough friends to make a groupchat where you can talk shit about people privately. which is fine but also don’t make that my problem you know
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michelle retweeted
the dentist asking if a monday at 2pm in november works & you just have to be like Well Ok.
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Oscar winner Kieran Culkin
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Did you know Taco Bell has a 20 dollar meal for 4 and you don't even have to have 4 people. You can just eat all of it.
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Best community note I’ve ever seen
you think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain. no. it climbed the spout again. lock in
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
It's important to note that the sun came out and dried up all the rain. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Itsy_Bits…
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michelle retweeted
Omg I can’t believe it, they actually changed the name on the maps
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unfortunately my nervous system doesn’t know the difference between going into a ticketmaster sale and facing the death penalty
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gonna start sending this pic before i say the most hateful thing i can think of
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danced on aubrey’s grave in some old navy flares
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down bad ✅ crying ✅ at the gym ❌
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michelle retweeted
when you realize you took an edible before doing something serious
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Jason Kelce is giving Yukon Cornelius
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michelle retweeted
omfg Tik Tok just sent another update
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four dumb btches telling eachother exactlyyyy
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i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
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michelle retweeted
load this in 4k load that in 4k how about you load 4k into my bank account
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