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Teachers voting to strike is not denying a child an education. It’s ensuring the level of education stays high so every child benefits from the best available teachers and support staff. #TeacherStrike
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My favourite new factoid is that they hit dead popes on the head three times with a special dead-pope hammer. Just to ensure they are, in fact, dead
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There is no evidence that a dead pope is struck with a hammer, and the Vatican has called this a myth. The author of the tweet presents this as a fact, but that is incorrect.
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Michelle retweeted
I’m going to give away 3 one-year subscriptions to the Body Coach App 😜
RT for a chance to #win! I’ll pick the winners on Wednesday 💙
thebodycoach.com
Michelle retweeted
Barristers who work in our criminal courts have voted for an all out strike on 5 September. This is historic, and necessary.
This strike is about protecting *YOUR* rights, whether you know it or not.
Here is why you should care:
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GIVEAWAY TIME!
To say thank to all the new followers and start with a bang!!! We’re giving away a free box containing all three first drop products pre release 👀 to enter like and retweet this tweet and follow us on Instagram @TingLingMCR Winner announced next week. good luck!!
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To help parents feed their children for less during the summer holidays kids aged 16 or under can eat a meal for just £1 in our Asda Cafés. Offer runs now-Sep 4 in Scotland and Northern Ireland, and from July 25-Sep 4 in England and Wales. More info: bit.ly/3uDhMhO
Michelle retweeted
.@Asda has announced that between 25th july-3rd September all children under 16 can eat a hot or cold meal for £1 in their cafes. All day/every day nationwide with no minimum adult spend. This is to help parents with the cost of living crisis during the summer holidays – at Northern Ireland, United Kingdom
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'Dear parents and carers,
I'm afraid Year 5 won't be coming back until a bit later today because they've all been appointed to the cabinet, and Mrs Jones is now Home Secretary.'
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Michelle retweeted
These panicky cabinet appointments are hilarious. Its like playing chess with dog turds. You can move the pieces around as much as you like, it’s still a load of shit.
Michelle retweeted
You arrive at a gate with two guards.
Guard 1: Halt, traveler. You must solve our riddle to continue.
Guard 2: ʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵉ ᵍᵒ
G1: ONE of us only tells the truth. The other only tells LIES.
G2: jesus christ, Daniel, I said I was sorry.