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i’m your rival

New Orleans, LA
Joined January 2010
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I gotta get to kajuns and sing headphones on very soon
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they would understand
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Some previous halloweenies
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remembering the time I ran into my ex and his date when I was dressed up as a boca grandma
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can anyone recommend a good bullshit job that pays well for someone looking to pivot from a highly-specialized and demanding job that pays like dogshit to a bullshit job that pays well
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I do get to do arts and crafts and can clean my glasses whenever I want tho
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omg a hit tweet
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almost just messaged a threat to someone who pissed me off in march. still might.
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what can I say I love retribution and relieving myself of being the victim
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this is what liza minelli says when she tries to turn off a lamp
Moon, you old coin, the night spends you wisely
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I have so much respect for South American stan culture, Brazil in particular
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I must be so interesting to stalk online. Like damn what am I on about now
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I went to the most bywater art installation of all October tonight and had fun!!
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I haven’t listened to CRANK in maybe a week, this literally just gave me chills
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I hate existential halloween what do you mean you are
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feeling sorry for myself today as a treat
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his replies??? 😭😭😭
“Take your ballroom and shove it up your fat ass” is SENDING ME … is there merch?
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The way this made me get in my car and drive to the closest early voting station
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Win Butler stole my basketball
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Hey so an easy fix is to rent long term to someone who lives in that city. They do all of their own cleaning and buy their own tp. Hope this helps 👍🏼
Airbnb hosts are threatening to boycott the platform over its ban on checkout chores Some claim guests will “rob us of toilet paper” and leave properties a mess
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