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i’m your rival

New Orleans, LA
Joined January 2010
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they would understand
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this is what liza minelli says when she tries to turn off a lamp
Moon, you old coin, the night spends you wisely
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I hate existential halloween what do you mean you are
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his replies??? 😭😭😭
“Take your ballroom and shove it up your fat ass” is SENDING ME … is there merch?
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The way this made me get in my car and drive to the closest early voting station
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me when i pull the door handle and it shatters nitter.gq/atlanta_japan/status/2…
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“Honey we can’t buy eggs, we have to set aside $7 to bomb the kids in Gaza. Remember?” Abdul El-Sayed is absolutely crushing it. This is the most brilliant ad of all time 👏🏼
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thank you AI 🙏🙏
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Advisors told him it was getting too gay
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” in Port Huron, Michigan.
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the ancient texts
Replying to @Showtime
Also joining the Yellowjackets cast: @Ella_Purnell, @SammiHanratty, Sophie Thatcher, @Sophie_Nelisse ...
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Replying to @yashar
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I'm sorry. I don't have time for this right now.
Trixie Mattel says she and Frankie Grande had 'consensual, non-monogamous relationship' with Barry Keoghan thepinknews.com/2026/09/01/t…
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Trixie Mattel made this remark as a joke during a comedic reaction segment on Netflix's I Like to Watch while watching Let's Marry Harry. youtube.com/watch?v=yIxSmX… The article notes she "jokes" and coverage confirms it was not serious. thepinknews.com/2026/09/01/tri… gaywater.com/blogs/watering…
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(Lisa Barlow as Elizabeth Holmes) No no no you’re a liar no, no it works, it works, it works, check the lab reports, check the verification reports, it works, it works, you’re lying, I’m a Fortune 500 female CEO, I’m a female CEO, you’re jealous, you’re lying and your jealous
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rabies virus to botulinum toxins A and B:
How neurosurgeons invite each other to national meetings:
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nathan fielder, have you met gypsy rose blanchard
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Hard to gauge merit from effusive early reactions alone but You Can See Everything really is that compelling. What a feast. Several times the theater audibly shifted forward in their seats. Nathan, Elizabeth, and Elizabeth’s evil hung gay coked up husband have something major.
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Replying to @ElizabethHolmes
shut up BILLY
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when you become unimportant at work
damn what happened to y’all 😭😭
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i’m ngl the botted right wing spam feels noticeably less prevalent rn. including those socialism tracker accounts that would get 10k likes on the most banal tweets. i am beginning to believe zelensky.
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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