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Mike Rogers is running the most racist campaign in the country and will be a vote to fund Trump’s internment camps.
Supporting him in the name of concerns about bigotry is ludicrous.
.@Timodc: "I could not be happier to endorse Abdul El-Sayed over the human trash that is Mike Rogers."
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If you’re old enough to have rostered Priest Holmes in fantasy, it’s time to call your doctor and schedule that colonoscopy
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Abdul El-Sayed: “We are being actively bullied by the dumbest people in the room. Donald Trump is an idiot. He has one genius which is getting attention. Because his dad never gave him enough, because he was a nepo baby, he craved attention and used the bullying tactics to get it. But the man is an idiot. Just a fool”
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Making fun of the decor at Cheesecake Factory was elitist.
Bragging that the crowd wouldn't be able to afford the food at his private club is, what exactly?
I fully expect Clay Travis to soak his diaper over this dunk on the middle and working classes
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Obama made a joke about Trump's tacky gold decorations, and MAGA somehow heard an attack on cheesecake. Reading comprehension has officially left the building.
can all of the cheesecake factory scolds like wink or whisper that they’re trying to make this a thing out of desperation, because otherwise I am deeply alarmed that people don’t understand a punchline
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The fact that JD Vance wrote an entire book about growing up in a neglectful, abusive Ohio home and chose to side with Vivek over someone with a similar experience is so telling about what a soulless, satanic wretch he is.
Asked Ohio Dem gov nominee Amy Acton today about this answer from President Trump.
"The facts are: I was removed from custody from my mom. She was not well. From even a very young age, my brother and I experienced a lot of abuse and neglect, even before my stepfather. But my stepfather was not a good person, and it got worse then. He was indicted in a grand jury. He was a fugitive, and they left together."
"I have not seen her since I was 12 years old in a courthouse. So this is a sad story."
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The Cheesecake Factory stuff is a really good encapsulation of conservative discourse during the Obama era for folks not old enough to have experienced it. Endless whining and mind-loss over something they wouldn’t even notice if someone else said it. Eight years of that!
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Elon Musk has spent more money on American elections in the last two years than George Soros has in his entire life.
if you’re delusional enough to hate matt yglesias or hasan piker more than republicans, it’s worth knowing that both are completely funded by people who enjoy their takes
