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Mike Rogers is running the most racist campaign in the country and will be a vote to fund Trump’s internment camps. Supporting him in the name of concerns about bigotry is ludicrous.
.@Timodc: "I could not be happier to endorse Abdul El-Sayed over the human trash that is Mike Rogers."
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If you’re old enough to have rostered Priest Holmes in fantasy, it’s time to call your doctor and schedule that colonoscopy
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Chiefs deciding on a kicker
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so this is absolutely insane?
I had real trouble believing that Google was actually doing this, but I just duplicated the result myself. The two queries were about a minute apart and identical except for a single digit.
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Abdul El-Sayed: “We are being actively bullied by the dumbest people in the room. Donald Trump is an idiot. He has one genius which is getting attention. Because his dad never gave him enough, because he was a nepo baby, he craved attention and used the bullying tactics to get it. But the man is an idiot. Just a fool”
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Making fun of the decor at Cheesecake Factory was elitist. Bragging that the crowd wouldn't be able to afford the food at his private club is, what exactly?
Trump: You'll be my guest at Mar a Lago. The problem is that for $5,000, the most you'll be able to buy is a hamburger and maybe a small dessert. I'm not even sure you could buy that. That's not a good place if you're price conscious
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Obama made a joke about Trump's tacky gold decorations, and MAGA somehow heard an attack on cheesecake. Reading comprehension has officially left the building.
Gutfeld: Don't go after The Cheesecake Factory. A lot of us don't have a personal chef. The Cheesecake Factory is a tribute to America. It's literally a melting pot, Jessica, that's why you hate it. All the flavors assimilating into a menu. 250 meals, 700 ingredients. 100 sauces.
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the food and drink you consume in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate and holy and harm-proof
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I feel like Jared Kushner being at the center of the plot that ultimately led to an American journalist being dismembered via bone saw while he was still alive should be a much bigger deal than our billionaire owned news media is making of it.
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The fact that JD Vance wrote an entire book about growing up in a neglectful, abusive Ohio home and chose to side with Vivek over someone with a similar experience is so telling about what a soulless, satanic wretch he is.
Asked Ohio Dem gov nominee Amy Acton today about this answer from President Trump. "The facts are: I was removed from custody from my mom. She was not well. From even a very young age, my brother and I experienced a lot of abuse and neglect, even before my stepfather. But my stepfather was not a good person, and it got worse then. He was indicted in a grand jury. He was a fugitive, and they left together." "I have not seen her since I was 12 years old in a courthouse. So this is a sad story."
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The Cheesecake Factory stuff is a really good encapsulation of conservative discourse during the Obama era for folks not old enough to have experienced it. Endless whining and mind-loss over something they wouldn’t even notice if someone else said it. Eight years of that!
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Elon Musk has spent more money on American elections in the last two years than George Soros has in his entire life.
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Best fall weather we've had in NYC in a very long time
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this is so bleak
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I swear to god if I hear another person on this app talk about the mainstream media while mainlining the disinfo slop on here all day, I’m going to lose my mind
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It's fucking crazy that an investigation exposing how Jared Kushner laundered billions if dollars through Azerbaijan, including payments to a warlord, a mercenary, and a hitman, isn't getting more attention.
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Idk about other airbnb hosts, but for me personally, I am so angry about the new rules. I will be striking by removing my property from the platform and placing it for sale on the market. I’m even going the extra mile to make sure it’s sold to a family who will live in it, NOT to another investor who will just line airbnb’s pockets more. I encourage all airbnb hosts to do the same!!!!!
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WaPo reports that a woman featured in a $1 million Republican ad warning that an Iowa Democrat running for congress is “dangerous” for children previously pleaded guilty to child endangerment after driving drunk with her two young kids in the car. washingtonpost.com/politics/…
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We really can’t have shit anymore huh
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Oh boy.. 😭
There is something deeply wrong with a political system that allows one trillionaire to buy his own personal U.S. Senator.
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