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 Alabama, USA
Joined June 2017
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some guy at the office just muttered “sephiroth…” under his breath as he walked past my desk…
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Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store
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anyone in georgia rn for momocon?? and willing to help?? my car is broken down
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nvm we gettin towed
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Might be top 1 salt messages I've gotten since doing wifi tournaments
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どんな #ポケモン会えるかな ？ #ポケモン30周年 #PR @poke_times
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GHOST (@LordGhost____) profile pictureGHOST
@LordGhost____Feb 20
Niggas be living with their parents. have 0 expenses and still be broke. wtf are you doing with your time
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we are very close please rt and donate if you can🙏
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Enoch@enoch_74Jan 23
We got this far already so why ditch the man now? Help this man live.
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if you have like 2 minutes please read in full and donate if you can🙏
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pls rt and donate if you can bro has been going through bs for far too long 🙏🙏
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todays wordle admin when you ask him who his girlfriend is
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New worst mega heatran nickname of all time just dropped
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if your answer isn’t C I’m gonna need you to stay off the road for the safety of everyone around you
Molly (@mollyfleck) profile pictureMolly@mollyfleck5 Dec 2025
I firmly believe that every single time you renew your driver's license, you should have to take a written test with questions like this.
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I'm happy to announce my book has just been published! Gnawing will be available within 72 hours on Amazon in paperback & the e-book is available for pre-order (releasing on the 8th)! link to e book in bio
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My first book, Gnawing, is available for pre-order as an e-book right now on Amazon-link and release date in bio
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I’d do the 10 games to get to know me but haven’t played 10 video games yet
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if you're a deltarune fan you have to turn the sound on please i beg you im cryin
DFWStormChasers (@DFWStormChasing) profile pictureDFWStormChasers
@DFWStormChasing20 Oct 2025
Y'all ever seen an entire Subway on the interstate?
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