Juno ᙿWᙿ · Jul 30, 2024 · 5:24 AM UTC

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Juno ᙿWᙿ@methlasagna30 Jul 2024

I wanna floss my teeth with his chest hair

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Boots, 'with the fur' · Dec 30, 2024 · 4:28 PM UTC

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Boots, 'with the fur'@afraidofwasps30 Dec 2024

(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs

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Toxic (oliver) · Nov 9, 2026 · 11:14 PM UTC

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Toxic (oliver)@HolyGuacamole34Nov 9

Adrian, explain our Frutiger 💀 oh nah

Image from Toxic (oliver) (@HolyGuacamole34)

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the heart · Nov 9, 2026 · 6:34 PM UTC

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the heart@Fredward3948576Nov 9

[Watching AI video of two squirrels cuddling during a thunderstorm.] They are safe there, nothing can harm them as long as they have each other. [My phone dies and for the first time in my life I am confronted by my own reflection, I try to swipe away]

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Pedrokiz2 · Nov 8, 2026 · 2:08 AM UTC

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Pedrokiz2@PedrokizThirdNov 8

"Lychian Kafkaesque yams to ur left"

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☆ skye skyebutfake ☆ · Nov 4, 2026 · 4:55 AM UTC

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☆ skye skyebutfake ☆@skyebutfakeNov 4

🚨 Official: 🚨 Donald Trump reports on Midterm election results, compares them to "Code Rot" and "Pibby Glitches". (Via NBC)

Image from ☆ skye skyebutfake ☆ (@skyebutfake)

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Juno ᙿWᙿ · Oct 29, 2026 · 9:25 PM UTC

Juno ᙿWᙿ@methlasagnaOct 29

Patrick Stewart…………….

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Jimmy Pop · Oct 23, 2026 · 12:21 AM UTC

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Jimmy Pop

@jimmypopOct 23

Vintage crisp as fuck Nerf Herder drip!

jimmy pop daily@bhgdailyOct 21

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pep 🐟 · Oct 19, 2026 · 11:58 PM UTC

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pep 🐟@SUBMARINER1941Oct 19

the 60s were fucking nuts man you could fr just buy a monkey for 20 bucks in the middle of a hulk comic

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megan · Oct 2, 2026 · 10:40 AM UTC

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megan@diarrheameganOct 2

The new ass hole fuck burger is only 10.99

🤝 Paid partnership

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woof "pronouns" woofington · Oct 2, 2026 · 12:14 AM UTC

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woof "pronouns" woofington@woofgonecrazyOct 2

when someone replied "r/whooooosh" under ur yt comment when u were 13

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Juno ᙿWᙿ · Sep 30, 2026 · 3:33 AM UTC

Juno ᙿWᙿ@methlasagnaSep 30

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Juno ᙿWᙿ@methlasagnaSep 27

Posting on my priv for 1.5 sympathy likes

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Juno ᙿWᙿ · Sep 27, 2026 · 5:44 AM UTC

Juno ᙿWᙿ@methlasagnaSep 27

Posting on my priv for 1.5 sympathy likes

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mama · Sep 24, 2026 · 12:10 AM UTC

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mama@prettynormalgalSep 24

if I was a man for a day I’d jerk off and OD

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Yung Nigga Usopp · Sep 23, 2026 · 4:08 AM UTC

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Yung Nigga Usopp@NiggaDuhPharaohSep 23

When you get paired up with the nerdy nigga so you drop a nerd reference and they don’t get it so you realize who the real geek is

Image from Yung Nigga Usopp (@NiggaDuhPharaoh)

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realyuriyearners · Sep 22, 2026 · 2:14 AM UTC

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realyuriyearners@realyuriyearnsSep 22

still think abortion is cool? why not ask your... aborted gf: i'm sorry you never got to cheat on me. aborted homunculus: i would've wanted to be an outlet for your violent emotions. aborted drake: you could've used to call me on my cellphone.

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