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Joined April 2011
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Haven’t felt normal since the Cincinnati Zoo put out an official statement that Fiona the hippo is fucking her mother’s husband so they have her on hippo birth control
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🎉 ATTENTION SWIFTIES 🎉 We’re giving one lucky winner 2 tickets to see Taylor Swift in Seattle, WA on July 22, 2023. (Full details in thread) How to enter: 👩‍💻 You must be following @spout_podcast 👩‍💻 You must like and retweet this post 👩‍💻 You must tag a friend in the comments
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BREAKING: Ticketmaster is under investigation by the Justice Department for abusing its monopoly power over the live music industry, per The New York Times.
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Sleep deprived swifties at 3am waiting for taylor’s chaotic surprise
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Omg how is that roughing the passer when the earlier call with the “timeout” distraction against the bengals wasn’t??
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The 12th primate
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Being a bengals fan more than 100 miles outside of Cincinnati is rough lol
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I don’t know why but I feel like Harambe is watching over the Bengals today.
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Help, dinner smells like burning rubber
Ask yourself this: Will the family reunion be worth it if your grandmother tests positive and dies? Will the neighborhood cookout be worth it if your neighbor ends up alone, on a ventilator, in ICU? Will the play date be worth it, if the kids can’t go back to school in the fall?
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I am asking you, wherever you live, to wear a mask when in public. Some may question the wisdom of masks, but as we said when I was a prosecutor: “The jury is back. The verdict is in.” There is broad consensus in medical, health, & business communities that masks are critical.
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hey @realDonaldTrump... what do you get when you cross a policeman with a skunk? Law & Odor #BLM #BYEtrumpin2020
From a well respected friend and intensivist/A&E consultant who is currently in northern Italy: 1/ ‘I feel the pressure to give you a quick personal update about what is happening in Italy, and also give some quick direct advice about what you should do.
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I am ALL IN on fall nights and fire pits #getoutsidewithmadtree
It’s Thursday, so I’m allowed to do this. #tbt #getoutsidewithmadtree @ Cinque Terre instagram.com/p/B3dPTLNBhx6J…