Fechner's Frathouse
Joined April 2011
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Mikaela Fechner retweeted
Havenβt felt normal since the Cincinnati Zoo put out an official statement that Fiona the hippo is fucking her motherβs husband so they have her on hippo birth control
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π ATTENTION SWIFTIES π
Weβre giving one lucky winner 2 tickets to see Taylor Swift in Seattle, WA on July 22, 2023. (Full details in thread)
How to enter:
π©βπ» You must be followingΒ @spout_podcast
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Mikaela Fechner retweeted
BREAKING: Ticketmaster is under investigation by the Justice Department for abusing its monopoly power over the live music industry, per The New York Times.
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I donβt know why but I feel like Harambe is watching over the Bengals today.
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Ask yourself this: Will the family reunion be worth it if your grandmother tests positive and dies? Will the neighborhood cookout be worth it if your neighbor ends up alone, on a ventilator, in ICU? Will the play date be worth it, if the kids canβt go back to school in the fall?
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I am asking you, wherever you live, to wear a mask when in public. Some may question the wisdom of masks, but as we said when I was a prosecutor: βThe jury is back. The verdict is in.β There is broad consensus in medical, health, & business communities that masks are critical.
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From a well respected friend and intensivist/A&E consultant who is currently in northern Italy:
1/ βI feel the pressure to give you a quick personal update about what is happening in Italy, and also give some quick direct advice about what you should do.
Mikaela Fechner retweeted
live every day like you are Sandy Ploy, who photo shops herself into her dreams
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I think the Bucks are excited about the win. π₯π₯π₯
It's officially TTUN week. nitter.gq/OhioStateFB/status/800β¦
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First and foremost, THE Ohio State University. I lean toward cincy in the NFL but really root for my fantasy team nitter.gq/nogoodlogan/status/770β¦
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What a game and what a series for the @Cavs. Happy to see @KingJames bring it home for Cleveland!
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Lighting your hand on fire. #TFM vine.co/v/i2urWQpqeTe
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"This is 2016 and we still have vending machines where our snacks get stuck" -E.Knox π
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Meet Roosevelt. He's calculating the best case scenario if he drops out instead of doing math hw. 11/10 relatable af
Mikaela Fechner retweeted
jeb bush: we shouldn't accept refugees
donald trump: we should nuke the refugees
ben carson: wizards are real and i'm made of butter
