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@microgoeswild

vet tech/dermatology | wildlife conservation | I study parasites | multi-species mom | artist | horror lit | LA to AZ

 In denial
Joined November 2011
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Might have the best job in the world idk
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assassin bug's creed (@microgoeswild) profile pictureassassin bug's creed@microgoeswildJul 11
Still here living my best little wildlife biologist life! Life is good when you mind your business and build community where it matters. Extra grateful for this program and the friends I've made, feels like we've trauma bonded to the max. Thailand, I love you.
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I can literally delete this app for a month and come back and y'all are still arguing about the same thing omg SHUT UP
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This is why I have to delete this app finally because what do you mean no one has pointed out that this is AI
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@foreeeeealOct 22
gave a guy my number at the farmers market and he called me before he ever texted. like 😭😭😭 I DEFINITELY DON’T WANNA COME ACROSS GUYS LIKE THIS ANYMORE 😭😭😭
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That dog is EXACTLY where she wants to be. Unbothered, in her lane, flourishing.
Nora (@Heal_within96) profile pictureNora
@Heal_within96Oct 16
First in my bloodline to see a dog get cornrows. Black people are awesome man!
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My husband did stay home during the day and homeschool our children after I decided I no longer wanted to be a SAHM and he continued to pay the household bills without my income while doing so, so I'm not sure what this response is about but hey
MariMarie (@Bambino2819) profile pictureMariMarie@Bambino2819Sep 14
Replying to @microgoeswild
Damn, all flames for the parent that decided to sacrifice their livelihood to be present and ensure things get done. Why didn’t daddy stay home or make more money ooorrrrrr hire help? Hmmmmmmmmm
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Like I think y'all just be making up fake scenarios to argue about. What do you mean why didn't daddy do those things, at my house daddy DOES do all that 😭 that's why I'm talking
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My son l found my own posts about our crabs at home while looking up enclosure upgrade ideas for them. he is 7 lol.
Heidi Klum’s worm face (@w0rm_face) profile pictureHeidi Klum’s worm face@w0rm_faceSep 18
Please be for real y’all.. if your kid is AN INFANT right now, I highly doubt they’re going to have access to your current social media feed “when they’re older”.
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At what point as an adult do you look at yourself and recognize that thinking and behaving like this makes you a loser
yuna (mangy) ♐︎♑︎🌿 (@yunatuna17) profile pictureyuna (mangy) ♐︎♑︎🌿@yunatuna17Sep 14
whenever i say women need to start having sex with men the way men usually go about having sex with women, this is the perfect example of that lol
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"start using these men" I mean okay I guess but is that not an exhausting way to move thru life just strategically making plays based on the way men move. Y'all gone be 35 and older talking about guerilla warfare in your sex life.
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Wisconsin Sass@WisconsinSassSep 10
Fuck an age gap relationship the real problem is a thermostat gap relationship. If you keep your place 70°+ do not invite me into your terrarium.
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Call me crazy but as a mom I actually think the average mom deserves MORE time for herself, not less. But y’all cannot fathom a future without EVERY woman muling. The minute her kids go to school it’s “BACK TO THE MINES WITH YOU!”. Like yall hate to see a woman with free time.
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cttgecorebb 🫧🫶🏾@marielatrasiSep 12
the convo is starting to feel like yall hate SAHM bc you assume they do nothing but be in their kids face all day, when you want to say that’s what YOUR parent does. not one person has said SAHM deserve some special attention but that you can’t expect a house to yourself everyday
uses the silent treatment in a street fight (@allkemi) profile pictureuses the silent treatment in a street fight@allkemiSep 12
I don’t know, some of this SAHM conversation is starting to feel like how dare my kid feel like I’m not the best thing since sliced bread. Adults can have all the opinions about kids being annoying and they can’t find you annoying? Lol.
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I realize I haven't kept y'all updated on my animals but there are just so many at this point it is just pointless
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"I've been working since I was 15" That's your problem girl where was your fucking mom? That's why y'all act like that 😭
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"I WORK I HAVE A JOB"
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Shorty blocked me and turned her replies off so I can't reply to you lmfao but entry level is my point here! Also you got certs along the way once back in the game. Nobody is walking off the street with a gap that wide without a pay cut and an explanation.
The REAL Suburban Mom (@ItsMrsPlugg) profile pictureThe REAL Suburban Mom@ItsMrsPluggSep 13
Replying to @microgoeswild @2dsworld
Idk after 10 years of being a SAHM and no college I was able to land a cute entry level job. Was in that for about 9 months promoted to a mid level job, a year in that and I was promoted again to supervisor of my department which was considered a senior leadership role there.
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Also 9 months then 1 year, so it still took time! That's my point. If people can't afford to go thru that transitional period whether it's working entry level or going to school then they're going to be getting pennies
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eli 🕯✨@nienna121Sep 12
Tradwife propaganda is insidious and evil, but so is the pushback trend that says that your kids will hate you if you don’t work full time. Neither have to be true! You can just do what’s best for your family at any given point, even if people on the internet disapprove.
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Where are yall encountering "little kids" who want the house to themselves after school? My kids will literally beat the door down to meet me on the porch when they hear me pull up.
aerys loves venji and nicolandria and was HACKED (@comradesalazar) profile pictureaerys loves venji and nicolandria and was HACKED@comradesalazarSep 12
I'm sorry that tweet fried me so bad like people don't realize that little children are also human and also enjoy having space and alone time lmao. Coming home and being able to decompress by yourself after school can be nice
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I have to bring them a snack everyday to compensate for actually being gone all day. They would have nothing more than to have me in the house available to them 24/7 if they could. I have to sneak out to run errands alone. What kind of relationships do y'all have with your kids?
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