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official travel agent of golf Twitter | travel and golf takes | rounds in 2026: 94 |

Chicago, IL
Joined March 2021
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Can confirm @middleseatsimon ability to schedule an amazing trip, looking forward to the rest of the week. Wild to think a stranger (now close friend, albeit we have not yet met in person) has my credit card. Wouldn’t have it any other way. MSS for the win (as always)!
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If you’re in your early 20s, buy scary burger. Go into debt if you have to.
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🚨🚨 ATTENTION CHICAGO YOUNG PROFESSIONAL GOLFERS 🚨🚨 Tired of public golf? Tired of fighting for tee times?
Tired of 5+ hour rounds?
Tired of planning your weekend around whether you can actually get on the course? We get it. Maybe you've always assumed joining a private club wasn't realistic this early in your career. You might be surprised. Saturday's weather looks great. Come see Idlewild. Play. Meet some members. Have a drink. You might find out that private-club golf is more attainable than you thought. DM us. Come see what Idlewild is all about. – at Chicago, IL
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Caleb Williams, Pete Crow-Armstrong, side-by-side swing mechanics. Identical.
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So I’m asking Chicago golf Twitter: If you’re searching for a club in the Chicago area, we think you should take a look south at Idlewild. Minor set backs this summer for a major comeback.
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#11 Glen Flora CC - fantastic bench.
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I used to think Lou Stagner was just an annoying contrarian dweeb to laugh at on here, but that dude is paid by Titleist specifically to harm the sport of golf, and he should be treated with a lot more hostility than he currently is
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Replying to @kiwahisland2021
Now ask Phil Mickelson what happened between him & a Bev cart girl at his home club in Rancho Santa Fe & why it got him kicked out of the club
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In 1901, the Standard Club of Chicago hired Tom Bendelow to find property suitably to build a new golf course. One of the biggest deciding factors in his decision to choose the Briggs farm to build the new Ravisloe golf course was its location to the Illinois Central railroad.
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Listen up @AmericanAir. If you ruin my Memorial Day I will never forgive you. I personally demand you to find @middleseatsimon’s golf bag that somehow got shipped to Dallas and put it on the first plane to Chicago. Idc what you have to do. Get it done.
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SGK should be thrown in solitary confinement for this. #shrink #chicagogolf
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Just saw @Grantpa23 haggling girls for cover outside of Butch McGuires. Patrons of Conway beware - heard he is overcharging guests to pay his dues
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Replying to @middleseatsimon
Obviously. You’re God 🙏🏽
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On my soul Patrick Williams was in that car and agreed with everything said n that livestream @chicagobulls @TheNBPA
The Chicago Bulls are waiving guard Jaden Ivey after his recent anti-LGBTQ comments amid several rants on religion and other topics, sources tell ESPN.
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Hug your buddies and check in on them, absolute nightmare of a phone call to get on a Monday at 3pm. Always people out there who care about you
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In California you should at least be able to hit the puffco in the American Express lounge at whatever airport
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Yeah you’ve seen Jon Scheyer at Duke, but where were you the night he dropped 48-3-2 against Waukegan in the SuperSectionals? Also these might be my new favorite announcers 😂😂😂.
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incredible things are happening on the Marriott subreddit
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Today we pause to remember Post Office Inspector Levi C. Chance who tragically shot himself while cleaning his service weapon #OTD in 1923.
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it might seem stupid, but i will always pick the $13,428 flight over the $738 flight, and here's why. 1. two stops instead of one, allowing me to chat with more prospects and key stakeholders in Tampa Bay and Washington, DC (double the TAM) 2. a more expensive flight forces me to grind even harder to make ends meet 3. i end up in cleveland, a place that hasn't heard of AI or computers yet, giving me first-mover advantage enjoy saving money and have fun staying poor 🤷
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