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Joined January 2014
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Dude I'd be unstoppable if I wasn't who I am
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Nathan: Do you understand why this is scary? Elizabeth: The girl is sick? Nathan: Sorta. The girl’s head is on backwards and she says the priest’s dead mother will perform fellatio for all eternity. Billy: [listening to Mein Kampf at 3x speed]: The 19th Amendment was a mistake
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amber ✌🏾 retweeted
People of Michigan please get out and vote for Abdul Sayed. Keep the water clean for all !
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amber ✌🏾 retweeted
Ethan and Hila are a major part of my 2-year long epic Lego comic
theres someone on tiktok with a 2 year long lego lord of the rings comic with ethan and hila and they’re freaking out because ethan cheated
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amber ✌🏾 retweeted
White leftist don't play about they racist conservatives that say one correct thing every once in a while
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amber ✌🏾 retweeted
them mini mics rlly got ppl thinking they saying something
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amber ✌🏾 retweeted
On this day in 1999, Cartoon Network aired a 24-hour Scooby-Doo marathon for Halloween. The marathon was filled with little clips between episodes parodying THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT which had been released in theaters just a few a few months earlier.
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Ethan Klein’s tattoos are gonna go so hard in divorce court.
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amber ✌🏾 retweeted
Replying to @HilaKleinH3
@HilaKleinH3 i know this is a very hard time for you and we all just want you to know that you're alone ❤️
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amber ✌🏾 retweeted
you guys need to stop adding -oid at the end of every damn word. jesus christ, go outside.
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amber ✌🏾 retweeted
Currently gleeking out!
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amber ✌🏾 retweeted
when they ask you what’s wrong
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amber ✌🏾 retweeted
I love pronunciation battles. Canadians, say “pasta.”
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you're an idiot if you unfollow me on twitter. my tweets are funny, edgy, unfunny, lame - its always a surprise. spice up your life.
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amber ✌🏾 retweeted
i knew from a young age i was weird and unfixable
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Day 16 #Blacktober: Mabel Pines 🌈⭐️🐽
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amber ✌🏾 retweeted
October 16th 1932, the day Club Juke opened - happy sinners day!!!!!
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