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You say fussy; I say fastidious.

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I went for a walk in downtown SLC today. Saw 2 homeless people who murdered me a dozen times, got me hooked on 8 different drugs and then fed me to their dogs after stealing my identity and ruining my credit. It's Fury Road out there.
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Remember to set those clocks back because:
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In (my) order the best/most in need Utah House Dems right now 1. Jeanetta Williams HD26 2. Dawn Stevenson HD27 3. Jake Fitisemanu HD30 4. Jason Barber HD43 5. Rosemarry Lesser HD10 6. Travis Smith HD42 7. Angela Choberka HD09 app.oath.vote/set?p=utah
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“my son can’t be gay he loves women” the women;
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Gay people are insane wdym the Babadook, Gypsy rose Blanchard, and the Oompa Loompa from the Willy Wonka Chocolate experience are all gay icons
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@buffys23 Sep 2023
what is a mother off
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not my Delta flight attendant browsing truth social in the jump seat next to me 😫
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now she’s on Nextdoor
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tove lo’s first hit nitter.gq/jimmyasss/status/15634…
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Covid has proven that some of you would 100% hide your zombie bite
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me on a 10 minute zoom break
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THE COLLAPSE OF CIVILIZATION HAS WAY MORE SPIDER-MAN MOVIES THAN I HAD ANTICIPATED
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Yes I’m gay
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@blkmaraj14 Apr 2021
y'all ever heard music that's so bad it's somehow good
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RT this if you’re gay and you’ve seen Donnie Darko, i’m trying to see something
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“my son can’t be gay, he’s obsessed with women.” the women:
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ya’ll hate the balloon gay, but you’re okay with the quarantine diary gays?
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The cleaning people at my new office suck
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