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extreme jigglypuff energy // she/her

philadelphia, pa
Joined January 2012
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My laundry when I’m already having the worst day of my life
i will never dry fast
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YALL FUCKING STORMED THE CAPITOL OH MY FUCKING GOD
Did y'all see all the cities burning because Republicans lost elections last night? Neither did I... Remember that
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we had to sacrifice the eagles 2026 season but in exchange we got blexas, blarolinas, blohio, blansas
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Thank you thank you thank you everyone for believing that our planet and our children deserved better than all this
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there was never going to be five thousand dollar checks you stupid slut
Imagine voting against $5000 in your bank account πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
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Does this mean the green M&M is going to be a slut again
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Dude knows how to speak. Like it’s so good
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morgue retweeted
This blue wave is like when Jalen hurts lost to the chiefs in the Super Bowl and came back two years later and beat the shit out of them
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see you at the polls
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morgue retweeted
the hottest girl you’ve ever seen in your life is voting blue today
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I just wish Mitch McConnell were alive to see this.
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government should be boring. roads should work. water should be clean. hospitals should function. public transport should run. the taxes we pay should quietly fund all of it. nobody needs their government to be entertaining. they need it to fucking work
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morgue retweeted
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morgue retweeted
Turnstile put on a benefit concert that drew around 60,000 people to provide humanitarian aid for Palestine, Sudan and Lebanon at the Washington Monument. (πŸŽ₯: Ayman Abdeldayem)
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morgue retweeted
We’re winning it all
Trump attacks LeBron James after his debut on the 76ers, saying he "disrespects our Country."
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Il ritorno di glee Γ¨ il piΓΉ grande segnale che il mondo Γ¨ in crisi perche nessuna mente sana approverebbe il suo ritorno
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People my age: i need to get serious about settling down and starting a family Me: i need to get serious about watching movies again
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feeling maternal towards Jalen Hurts
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morgue retweeted
TO LIVE AND DIE AND TOUR ACROSS THE AMERICAN WEST 🐍🌡 (and a few other places) running it back this time with @supersometimes @Leisure_Hour_ and @shorelinepunx 🏜️ TIX ON SALE FRIDAY 11AM LOCAL TIME 🎟️
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Live look at Zach Ertz returning to the Eagles:
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