Space Monkey. Keep your 'lectric eye on me, babe. Shadow Chancellor, Shadow Home Secretary, Shadow Business & Education Secretary
Joined April 2012
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Farage blamed 'staff incompetence' and 'busy businessmen' after Reform UK's economic launch sat half-empty. Blaming staff and guests instead of accepting responsibility reveals poor organisation and bad political judgement.
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Robert Jenrick will be explaining how Reform will make £40bn worth of savings. Just like we did in all the councils we now run, where we promised to find loads of waste and cut council tax, then found zero savings and put council tax up.
#bbclaurak
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Sliding polls, zero by-election wins, empty events.
Money can’t buy you love, Nigel.
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Our Tommy, who art on trial
Though that’s not your name
Thy Kingdom you scam
Thy don’t give a damn
Your worth comes from begging
Give us this day your daily lies
And omit all the truth
As lies make you richer
For thy art a grifter
A thug not a journo
For ever and ever
Amen.
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Oh dear, Nigel Farage blames staff incompetence and the fact that it’s a Monday for a lack of interest in Reforms latest press conference.
#newsnight
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Thank you to the hundreds of devoted supporters who were there to cheer me on at the press conference today.
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It’s outrageous!! 25th of October and I’ve only seen a handful of #PoppyRage posts!! It’s like you can’t even do #PoppyRage any more!?! What will they cancel next?
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Reform UK in Wales wants to scrap 20mph and endanger kids.
Reform UK in London wants to scrap ULEZ and make the air kids breathe worse.
Reform UK wants to stop Britain embracing green technology and make us energy independent.
British people make choices to give kids a future.
Reform UK doesn’t.
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There was a time when a politician would recognise how huge a mistake something like this is and resign.
Aberfan was a tragedy, not an opportunity to grab attention and tell people about @reformparty_uk policies.
Hang your head in shame @HelenJennerMS.
Hang your head in shame @reformukwales.
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It is disgraceful that Andy Burnham took an hour out to appear on Gogglebox just to raise money for Stand Up To Cancer. If he's going to do a TV show he should do what I did and pocket £1.5million for eating some kangaroo bollocks.
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This is a wild story.
Jared Kushner’s hacked phone exposed secret negotiations with forieng leaders and millions flowing directly to him via Israel and from an Azerbaijani bank.
Vanity Fair reports on more than $700 million in transfers.
vanityfair.com/story/jared-k…
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Nigel Farage’s attack on the RNLI and co is a new low even for this bottom-feeder
thenewworld.co.uk/james-ball…
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I thought I’d be the ideal person to lecture teachers on hard work, since I’m usually too busy with my 12 side grifts to bother turning up for the full-time job I’m actually paid to do and I had the 4th worst attendance record out of 751 MEPs in the EU Parliament.
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It’s been over 7 hours since @ReformUKSam reported being threatened by a gunman.
@EssexPoliceUK can you give us an update on the hunt for the person?
It’s essential that @ReformUKSam and @EssexPoliceUK provide full details of this including the crime number, the name of the other Reform UK councillor involved and whether the gunman is still at large.
