@morganisawizard

professional side quester

 Denver, CO
instagram.com/morganisawizard
Joined March 2014
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love a little saturday morning hike
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do you guys understand how bad an increased tax proposal has to be to literally have your DEMOCRAT GOVERNOR rallying against it
Jared Polis
@jaredpolisOct 26
The non-partisan tax foundation found that high income taxes hurt growth. It’s critical that Colorado voters reject Amendment 87 which would make Colorado the 9th highest taxed state. It’s not to late to vote No on amendment 87
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oh hell yeah libertarians are so back
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿John Wakefield🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@JohnWakefieIdOct 26
The Libertarian Party candidate for North Carolina state senate is currently in the midst of an armed chase and shoot-out with the cops, keeping us posted with live tweets:
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When you're hot enough you can be openly right wing at parties with no reputational damage.
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i’ve been influenced
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i only ask people to switch seats on an airplane if i’m offering them a better seat and that’s why the Lord blesses me
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good afternoon fagottinis
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i got roped into a fantasy football league but i can’t name a single current football player and the draft is in 48 hours. lol. help.
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alright gang, your girl has been cooking, but now i need help. who are we feeling for my WRT slot this week????
71%rome odunze
29%josh downs
183 votes • Final results
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National parks are national treasures and we should not take them for granite.
U.S. Department of the Interior
@InteriorOct 20
America’s newest national park is rock solid! Chiricahua is officially our 64th national park. Welcome to the "Wonderland of Rocks."
Lightning strikes beneath dark storm clouds over the rocky landscape of Chiricahua. Green vegetation surrounds clusters of towering rock formations, with a pink glow along the distant horizon.

ALT Lightning strikes beneath dark storm clouds over the rocky landscape of Chiricahua. Green vegetation surrounds clusters of towering rock formations, with a pink glow along the distant horizon.

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no forehead lines, no botox because nothing surprises me anymore
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if i had started reading russian lit five years ago, i probably would’ve been like “yeah there’s some good takeaways in here,” but now i’m just like. oh my god
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society would improve if we started calling people mofos again
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liz warren: we’re gonna stop the mayonnaise company from buying a hot sauce company elon musk:
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the first sip of dr pepper i can hear angels singing. the second is great. the third is decent. but by the fourth, i am disgusted. ungodly sweet. criminal levels of sugar. i’m going to throw up just thinking about it.
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The only thing Shane Gillis can do now to salvage his reputation with these people is murder his own kids.
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you don’t need SSRIs, you need a feral stint in the middle of the desert
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@mountainpilledOct 14
Replying to @morganisawizard
Cosplaying homelessness in Hanksville Utah blasting Hank Williams Jr round 2 PLEASE 😩🙏
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no one quite understands me the way hank jr does
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when i say “one-shotted by cornell instagram slop” i mean they’re literally taking out their anger on the bird autists who run the cornell ornithology page
MJ
@morganisawizardOct 8
if your girl resisted the covid vaccine, was repulsed by lindsey clancy, and didn’t get one-shotted by cornell instagram slop, that’s not just your girl, that’s a maternal haplogroup in 10,000 years.
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we can’t bird if we aren’t safe.
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are you happy now harpies???
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Try to guess the context of this
MJ
@morganisawizardOct 8
Replying to @morganisawizard
we can’t bird if we aren’t safe.
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In the event of a nuclear war, most people will not be killed in the initial blast but will actually die shortly after because of limited access to gender affirming care.
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