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APL Survivor // Product guy // Husband to @jennaruthrn & dad to @maxabrams99 & #charlieruth1120 // Summers w/@phish and @goose

Philly
Joined February 2009
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Fell for this tooo.
AJ Brown you ruined my life. You do this bitching all last season how you hate Philly and shit. Get traded to your old coach. Got everyone hyped that you and Maye gonna be a top duo in the league. Then get injured in the first fucking quarter of opening night. Early reports was that you would be out 6-8 week, BUT you reportedly recovered well and came back after just 4 games. JUST TO FUCKING DROP 20 PASSES FIRST GAME BACK. 2ND GAME BACK YOU ARE JUST RUNNING AROUND WITH YOU DICK IN YOUR HAND. Now you are injured again and no real updates… 19.1 total fantasy points this season Fuck. You. AJ. Brown.
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"Gentlemen, this school is about combat. There are no points for second place. There is only one place at Top Gun, and that's first."
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I am witness
Holy shit this new @NikeBasketball ad is unreal… LeBron in Philly. God bless us all.
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michael r. abrams retweeted
In case you missed it, cheers to 25 years!
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I’m a sucker for a good basketball team, don’t break my heart @sixers
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Same old Sixers? Clap your hands
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Second show
30yrs since #phish 10/18/96 Pittsburgh Civic Arena aka The igloo. This was their first show at this venue of 2 to-date (’95-’96) and tickets cost $21. Incendiary Maze, “Do You Feel Like We Do” YEM, Reba segment in set II.
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First show
10/17 #phish #TIPH: finbar’s85, charlotte90, @GAMH 1(91), nola95, penn state96, @bridgeconcert 1(98), JMPw/F petaluma01, p.tornado cinci02, r.devils w/M harrisburg06, T wallingford08, eugene14, trey bkln2(15), albany2(18), sf2(21), life is a carnival w/T24.
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Do this all the time. It’s amazing
Actually, Going to Concerts Alone Is a Top-Tier Human Experience Despite what the gossip Instagram pages might think, attending a show alone is anything but sad. Commentary: rollingstone.com/music/music…
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Last night two guys came up to me at the Phish concert and told me I had great legs Now you might think that’s weird but I will tell you at least twice a month men will come up to me and tell me I have great legs and wants to know what I do to have such great calf definition
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Redeemed
Sanchez was AMAZING today before Bohm & Harper let him down. Let’s see if they redeem themselves.
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Fucking hate dave dombrowski. Fuck you dave fuck you. And you too Bryce. Fuck
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Nailed it
Luzardo was great. This game has heartbreak written all over it.
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Get the app, start a relationship with a single provider and get better Customer service. @Avis preferred. This never happens.
Does anyone know why it takes an eternity to obtain a rental car from the counter at the airport that presumably exists solely to distribute rental cars? I have booked ahead. I am holding my drivers license, credit card, proof of insurance, return ticket, and booking confirmation number. You approach them in a line of 25 and yes like every customer is revelation what they need. Are they building the cars on demand? I need answers. It’s less efficient than the dmv.
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Driving around Denver is awful.
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michael r. abrams retweeted
What causes breakups and divorces. I’m glad James Sexton said because I didn’t want to be vulgar and say it…. But yeah, when the affair partners mouth is the size of a clown- ear to ear- yeah…. His dicks in her mouth and he’s bobble heading it -that he can’t even think
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Wilson, King of Prussia, I lay this hate on you Wilson, Duke of Lizards, I beg it all true for you @phish come to kop
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Literally the grossest place on earth. Why would you ever spend that kind of money on crap. Thank g-d my kids don’t care about Disney anything. That’s good parenting.
YA NO SE PUEDE IR A DISNEYLAND. 2 adultos. 2 niños. Hotel. Vuelos. Comidas. Antes de la era Disney: “Vamos una vez en la vida con los niños”. Ahora parece:
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Early morning flights are the worst because most people haven’t pooped yet and it’s smells like it on the plane.
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How lucky are we that these 4 dudes found each other 40 years ago and make this music together, still. What a wild rides these shows have been #phishin5
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