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The lady in the store was holding my $100 bill up to the light so I made a “I just printed it this morning” joke and she called her manager over, I be forgetting I’m only white on Twitter
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Definitely won’t. That’s the real her
sometimes you just got ignore a pretty woman’s insane tweets
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My pops homie died he was a street nigga and I ain’t know at street niggas funerals folks don’t dress up like that so everybody in that bitch in hoodies and airbrushed T’s and I’m hot as hell wit a Steve Harvey suit on looking crazy
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“To the woman I offended” but she herself is an 18 year old freshman and still becoming a woman. Mind you. They’re classmates. Girl get tf outta my face
Alaina Kunes, a University of Mississippi student who was captured on video walking past an apartment making monkey noises and gestures at the door, has issued a public apology cbs58.com/news/ole-miss-stud…
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Mind you that she’s a whore
India Love reveals she fell out with her gay best friend because she wanted him to stop being gay, as she believes gay people cannot go to heaven.
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They completely understand btw. They choose when they are dense. It’s called weaponized incompetence. Which is why if you ask one to meet you at the park the tone changes lol
Women being confused as to why men don’t feel like dates are for them is like… damn ya really don’t understand men or even tried to
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This why you dont cut women off. Just let them break up with you
The last 3 men to get “exposed” on here were exposed by women that they decided to cut ties with.
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🚨BREAKING: The New Orleans Pelicans have been granted permission by the U.S. Senate to execute Dejounte Murray on national television. The firing squad will take action during halftime of the Pelicans vs. Warriors game, per @ShamsCharania
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if lil baby has purchased your pussy
If lil baby has purchased your pussy feel free to reach out to us on Akademikstv to tell your story it's time to live your truth and expose this porn addict queens
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Luka is a system player #NewAgenda
AUSTIN REAVES TONIGHT: 43 POINTS 5 REBOUNDS 4 ASSISTS 14/27 FGM 4/6 3PM 11/11 FTM
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你很快就能读懂这个了,你个蠢婊子。@DejounteMurray
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😭😭😭 you real for that
The person who showed me vinted and grailed going to hell
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This is exactly how we can find our way back to the top. Take players from this current Barca squad and ship them to play in core positions at other teams. Spread them around like a virus across Europe and eventually their decline will occur
Ferran first 8 shots on target at PSG: 7 Goals Ferran last 12 shots on target for psg: 0 Goals
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If we not careful Robert Pattinson going to play Nipsey Hussle in a bio pic
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Replying to @Ayanfe_Baddo
Poor ring IQ from the 3 year old. Should've kept her distance, established the jab and picked her shots. Instead, she allowed Kangaroo to close the gap, get on the inside and dictate the exchanges. No footwork, no distance management.
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Ferran with Barcelona: NOT Clinical Ferran with PSG: Clinical Ferran with Spain: NOT Clinical I see where the problem is 👀
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NBA Week 2 but it's GTA
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that nigga smoking some immaculate weed😭😭😭 Ian never seen a purple cherry
Kid Cudi talks about Yeezy Season 1, how well the show was executed, and how proud he is of Ye.
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let me tell you bout my brother tho
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Lol. You’re more likely to get a free haircut from your barber if he knows you’re getting married than get a markup in price. Smh.
If a barber charges 5X regular price because the groom was getting married, nobody would question that it's insane lmao
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