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Simpsons Writer/ Man of Peace

LA/ NY
Joined December 2010
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Tim Long retweeted
Despicable anti-muslim woke right garbage from the house CBS account
As the nation prepares to mark 25 years since Sept. 11, 2001, Abdul El-Sayed, the Democratic nominee for U.S. Senate in Michigan, may be facing the risk of renewed scrutiny and fresh political attack. cbsn.ws/4ycfaWy
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I’m Kid Rock.” “I’m Naomi Wolf.” “I’m Kanye West.” “I’m Matt Taibbi.” “I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”
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Tim Long retweeted
Ken Paxton’s, most recent, mistress is married, with 7 children. What else you got, Slick.
James Talarico’s girlfriend is a lobbyist for abortion and vaccine mandates And she’s also a vegan. 🚩
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Replying to @WhiteHouse
this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.
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SOUTHSIDE CHICAGO — Windy City residents run off immigration agents to save a man mid-abduction at 63rd and Kostner Ave.
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That was one of the most batshit press conferences of Trump's public life. He brandished a photo of Putin and promised to deploy the US military to occupy Chicago, New York, and San Francisco. A sane country would be moving toward impeachment and removal right now.
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This brilliant cartoon clearly explains what happened in the Oval Office and Trump’s secret conversation with Putin. It’s in Ukrainian with English subtitles. Share it with anyone who keeps repeating russian propaganda.
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A man who’d release 1,600 of his most violent supporters will most certainly jail 1,600 of his most vocal enemies. It’s coming. This will be Patel’s mission. Does the senate care?
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Tim Long retweeted
"Shame on you...and shame on us if we allow this to go on." Steve Scaffidi called out CBS 58 today regarding the unjust firing of meteorologist Sam Kuffel for criticizing Elon Musk's salute. Hear more from the Political Power Hour: wtmj.com/
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Just as a reminder: here’s a picture of Trump and his staff celebrating House repeal of the ACA
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NEW AD: The Creature from the Orange Lagoon #HappyHalloween
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NEWS Nicky Jam, who stood on stage with Donald Trump one month ago while wearing a MAGA hat, says he is withdrawing his endorsement of the former president. Nicky, whose father is Puerto Rican, tells his 43 million followers on Instagram that he supported Trump because he thought he would be good for the economy, but he can’t look past the disrespect that’s been shown toward Puerto Rico.
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If you can see this, Retweet. Elon Musk is throttling anti-maga accounts ahead of the election.
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If you are a woman and this doesn’t infuriate you…are you breathing?
Elon’s PAC is running this teenaged boy level message about how Kamala is a “c-word”
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A reminder: It was Jared Kushner and the Trump administration who gave @washingtonpost writer Jamal Khashoggi to the Saudis, dismembered with a bone saw and liquefied in sulfuric acid. But in a contest between Harris and Trump, Jeff Bezos can't make an endorsement.
.@washingtonpost @JeffBezos apparently democracy really does die in darkness. The darkness or a billionaire's bank vault.
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For crimes. That’s what the Justice Department does. If you commit alleged crimes, they investigate you. That doesn’t have anything to do with Biden/Harris. But Trump is unabashed about his plans to go after his “enemies”.
Your administration is literally prosecuting Donald Trump right now. This is one of the most tone-deaf tweets in history. nitter.gq/KamalaHarris/status/18…
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as i said, how on earth does this clown still have a security clearance, let alone operational control over nat sec reliant critical technologies?
Good grief. Putin asked Musk to deny Starlink services to Taiwan as a favor to Xi Jinping. @elonmusk’s parroting of CCP propaganda about Taiwan takes on an even darker dimension…
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New on WSJ: Elon Musk has been in regular contact with Russian President Vladimir Putin since late 2022. At one point, Putin asked him to avoid activating his Starlink internet service over Taiwan as a favor to Chinese leader Xi Jinping, said two people briefed on the request
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Hard to overstate what a sinister figure Elon Musk is. Never seen one oligarch in a western democracy intervene on anything like this scale with unending Goebbels-grade lies.
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