Lanyard hater. Sparks lover. Yet to watch Adolescence.

London, England
Joined January 2009
People are horrible about Jeremy Kyle but they haven't even met him. I have. He was horrible.
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This is the great DAVE who sourced and fitted my sink, based in Worthing, but in London often. He's a wonder! davemakes.co.uk/
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Never heard of the Balloon d'Or before but glad you're all so happy about it.
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What do you think is the average %age of guests who don’t want be at a wedding they’re at?
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Vada the dolly dishes…
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Lucinda Tobyjug retweeted
Not sure why they have to be frozen
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Someone who posts Shein bargains on here didn’t like my sink BLOCKED TRASH!
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Yellow sink Texture like sun…
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New tv installed. The shelf does nothing but it needed it
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I’m not wearing a poppy and nor is my dog
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Just browsing the art aisle at B&Q
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They're all so bloody horrible in This City is Ours I couldn't care if they all get killed. They deserve it. TV review ends.
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Oh, I thought they were talking about guns... "In the context of the BBC crime drama This City Is Ours (set in Liverpool), "lemo" is local Scouse slang for cocaine."
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The sink is here!
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This City is Ours is great if you like violent thugs in trackies
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Sense & Sensibility is the story of three sisters and their mother who have to leave their nice home but do get two Old English Sheepdogs.
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“These passengers were on the last emotional bus ride down Oxford Street last night.”
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Went to see the new Sense & Sensibility and loved it. Lots of scruffiness, dirt and nature. The Willoughby is no Greg Wise though….
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Featuring Steve Marriott as a young tyke
All star Sunday morning chuckles! ⛪ HEAVENS ABOVE! (1963) 10:35am #PeterSellers #IanCarmichael #CecilParker #EricSykes comedy #TPTVsubtitles
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Party and rain…
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Right I need to get up, get dressed and to the pub as we’re going to a boat party that leaves at 6pm.
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