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kapeena

@muchavocado

asian vegan taylor swift stan | inventor of quarantine bangs | she/her/hers

Joined September 2011
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god created men and gave us taylor swift as an apology
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can’t believe I have one wild & precious life and I’m spending it terrified to answer an email
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get in the car it’s august
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never ask a woman her age, her weight, or how much she paid for taylor swift- the eras tour tickets
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huge night for girls who have never ever moved on from anything
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBase6 Jul 2023
‘Speak Now (Taylor’s Version)’ drops in 24 hours.
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i hate the term ‘golden retriever boy’ so much every man is capable of biblical level evils that no dog could EVER conceive of
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can i say the same
Lydia Tár (@RACHELWEISZX) profile pictureLydia Tár@RACHELWEISZX1 May 2023
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another week of not knowing if the weather app means 60 degrees in a 40 degrees way or an 80 degrees way
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p@9753289p15 Nov 2022
what is joe biden’s plan to unpause the ticketmaster queue for taylor swift’s eras tour
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Taylor Swift fandom is Q-Anon for people who were a pleasure to have in class
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men love to invite you over and force you to watch i think you should leave with tim robinson
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Men be like "I'm different" then be a different type of disappointment
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trash jones@jzux4 Sep 2022
why must god give his longest days to his sleepiest warriors
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Jesse: This news will change your life. Me at home: #TheBachelorette
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Joe Biden continues to deliver
Rolling Stone (@RollingStone) profile pictureRolling Stone
@RollingStone29 Aug 2022
BREAKING: A brand new @taylorswift13 album is coming October 21. rol.st/3Q1tvhU
Taylor Swift Announces New Album ‘Midnights’: ‘A Journey Through Terrors and Sweet Dreams’

Taylor Swift Announces New Album ‘Midnights’: ‘A Journey Through Terrors and Sweet Dreams’

While accepting Video of the Year at the 2022 VMAs, Taylor Swift announced she'll release 'Midnights,' an album of brand new material, in October.

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taylor swift album and harry styles movie out on october 21… huge day for annoying people
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being a trinket person is all fun + games until it’s time to move
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my favorite position is I’m on the ceiling like a spider and he’s trying to put a cup over me so he can safely take me outside :)
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Colleen@Coll3enG4 Aug 2022
They shouldn’t make you work if it’s a little rainy outside
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yes im in my 20s but my energy levels are closer to someone who is 100 years old. if you are inviting me to do something that isn’t eat and watch tv between the hours of noon and 6 PM i simply must decline.
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