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Unburdened | Marathoner x 5 | Emotional Hoarder | Insufferable ✌🏻#StopAsianHate #BlackLivesMatter #TransLivesMatter (he/him/his) 🏳️‍🌈

Manhattan, NY
Joined June 2010
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Can’t wait to watch this at some gay guys apartment during the YouTube pregame party!
ALYSA LIU'S GOLD-WINNING FREE SKATE ROUTINE! ⭐️ #WinterOlympics
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CALL BLISSISSIPPI ALREADY YOU COWARDS!!
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toad getting 12th place in mario kart
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Qinwen Zheng stuns for the 2026 W China Annual Gala. Breathtaking. 👑🖤
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Shawarma law must be obeyed.
Amo Samis Shawarma in Warren says it’s been busier than normal since U.S. Sen.-elect Abdul El-Sayed’s victory Tuesday. El-Sayed gave the Metro Detroit chain a shoutout on the campaign trail.
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Yoshi after coming in last place in Mario Kart
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this is what all the pictures of the new senators hanging out together feels like to me
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Calling my racist uncle habibi the second I walk through the door on Thanksgiving is gonna be the highlight of 2026 for me.
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Banger after banger. She is Twitter's senator.
JD Vance thinks you should have to speak English to receive care at a hospital. Wait until he hears about neonatal intensive care units. The audacity of those babies expecting care when they don’t even speak the language.
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Q: Have you spoken to Sen. McConnell about this effort? MASSIE: I have not, but if it were possible to have a conversation with McConnell ...
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☠️☠️☠️
Q: Have you spoken to Sen. McConnell about this effort? MASSIE: I have not, but if it were possible to have a conversation with McConnell ...
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Blue tsunami last week, cybertruck discontinued, Russell Brand sentenced to 10 years in prison. The world is healing.
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Patriots in control.
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Sherrod Brown attending freshman orientation
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If I SPEAK… 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
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Absolutely not! Chucky has got to go!
Re @ChuckSchumer, I think there is some sentiment in the Senate of "let him enjoy this win and go out on top." Meaning that he is likely to retire in 2028 (he soon turns 76), rather than go to war for his seat against a young, popular, formidable challenger like AOC. 1/
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HEATHERRRRR ☠️☠️☠️
the COLDEST line on housewives this year #RHOC
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the COLDEST line on housewives this year #RHOC
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Hello congressman 😏😏
Good morning, America. How are ya?
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Ya habibi 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
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Finally watched Somebody Somewhere (just finished the finale) and Christ, I think every single episode of that show had me weeping at some point. The kindest show I’ve ever watched. So glad Jeff Hiller won that Emmy, but man Bridget Everett, just wow.
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