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Rebecca hated men, so naturally she posted about them 10 times a day on Instagram. She was never going to find a life partner. No one shared her love of wildlife or lived up to her cleanliness standards. One day she shared a photo of a crow who'd brought her a coin. "That's actually a raven," a guy named Kyle responded. "Thanks for the mansplaining 🙄," Rebecca replied. A mere decade earlier, Rebecca might have been excited that a man also liked birds. She might have scrolled through his profile and noticed that his place was extremely tidy and and that he joked he was an old man who loved bird-watching. But alas, it was 2026. Kyle also had a chip on his shoulder about the opposite sex, so he called her a stupid feminist & she blocked him. Don't worry. This is not an unhappy ending. Rebecca doesn't need a man and Kyle knows women aren't worth the trouble. They're both self-reportedly VERY happy alone!

Stephen King calls it "The Thing meets The Silence of the Lambs." Don't miss THE CYCLE, premiering Friday on Shudder.

Gun to your head, name a song that’s over 6 minutes long.

spending 200+ on groceries as a single person feels like a bit much but it must be done!

There’s a seasonal menu at one of the coffee shops I go to. If you’re in Baltimore and DC, please show love to Llamas’ Corner —Black owned. Business been going through some issues, and they need some support.