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Feeling a hard 4 maybe a light 5. I don’t know. I’m not good at this.

Chicago, IL
Joined October 2022
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These our feminists dog we not making it out of the patriarchy
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Xanax before adderall, you won’t feel to bad at all. Adderall before Xanax, you’re swiping the amex
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Coworkers probably think I’m pregnant because I get super nauseous every morning but it’s just the meth #JustTheMeth
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People keep interrupting my RATE YOUR MUSIC TIME to ask me to do my “JOB”
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This year made me feel like Tokyo Toni
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Not without my wig. 👀🕵️
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Starbucks short rib sandwich is made of Ken Paxton
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kind of stuff me and my gay son will be doing
Every day I have an afternoon affogato and my son has vanilla ice cream and we enjoy it together in cortado glasses with shell spoons
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NO WEAPON FORMED AGAINST ALYSSA EDWARDS SHALL PROSPER
🚨VIEWER WARNING🚨  Meet Alyssa Edwards: James Talarico’s favorite sick and twisted drag queen.
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Software pitch meeting I was actually excited for turned out to be an AI that could virtually eliminate my position
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Go and fuck that robot get it over with
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BETO O'ROURKE THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE. REST NOW BROTHER WE HAVE THE WATCH AND WE'LL SEE YOU IN VALHALLA
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YOUR MOTHER IS SMOKING CRACK IN HELL @JDVANCE
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going to goldman sachs tomorrow and using their office like a wework
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66% want Medicare for All 78% want to expand Social Security 57% want a $20/hour minimum wage 61% want a billionaire wealth tax 58% want to end military aid to Israel 63% want a moratorium on data centers 63% want tuition free public colleges 73% want to ban super PACs
The Bernie sanders progressive agenda ⬇️ “Justice is what love looks like in public . “ Not abstract not a matter of personal virtue - policy . Beware the neoliberal corporate dems - who hope go back and feed at the trough - give them no quarter - The progressive agenda is non negotiable Regulate and ban dangerous AI Healthcare as a human right - Erase Student & medical debt Stop funding the genocide in Gaza Hold war criminals accountable for their crimes Stop the insane illegal war against Iran Bust the trusts Repeal citizens united - enforce the law on criminal billionaires - Tax justice Environmental Justice Abolish ice - hold criminals accountable - and much much more -
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Can somebody make sure that Ted Cruz is on a plane somewhere today
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