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rachel brown bot retweeted
this is like if The Riddler was a BPD woman
Nobody’s talking about Tamra’s playlist with a hidden message on Spotify… wtf #ethanklein #H3H3 #h3 #hilaklein #cheatinghusband #H3PODCAST
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ok so just so I am clear on the podcast cheating drama... there's like 7 people just having random conversation? and this is a job?
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Probably the most Irish Catholic thing I’ve ever seen.
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Uhhhh guys I can't see everything
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this is what waking up every single day in 2026 has felt like
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fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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my personality type is that i am right
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everyday i wonder how much enduring i got left in me and the answer is always just a little bit more so i guess i’ve decided to persevere. that’s ok.
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pretty positive falling in love right now would be a terrible life decision on my part and yet i am certain that i would have fun
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How it feels to simply just go to work on time and do the bare minimum required
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They’re compressing me into a zip file tomorrow. #Bye
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her going “me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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if I am haunting you that's honestly a you problem because I am alive and well
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do you ever start writing a tweet and then you’re like actually let me shut the fuck up
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going to figure out who I am before I die #thegrind #lifegoals #iamgoingtodie
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Stereogum political correspondent Rachel Brown is distantly Irish and we will try to get them a followup with Tinashe
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This is how Billy describes Elizabeth Holmes the first time he met her as his reason for not recognizing her
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