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🗯💬💭 I ♥️ teachers. My safe word is banana.

New York, USA
Joined April 2009
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According to the BMI I am at the perfect height and weight for a panda
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Just brushed my teeth and took my daily vitamin. #VoteBlue
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99.999% of women do not want to see your dick pic randomly out of the blue. I had someone send me one with it laid on the edge of a public bathroom sink. Just the germs factor of it made me ill.
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“Even a president who’d brought a bloody mixed-martial-arts fight to the White House lawn apparently didn’t relish the thought of an afternoon spent watching Army soldiers shoot bullets into a paraplegic” theatlantic.com/national-sec…
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Could AI do this TAMBIEN?
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using grok to fact check a dictionary
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The quick progression of a thunderstorm moving across the Hudson River into lower Manhattan and One World Trade Center from NJ, seen from the Empire State Building in New York City, Friday evening #newyorkcity #nyc #newyork #thunderstorm
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I love this so much I’m going to use it to start my mornings.
A frame-by-frame stop-motion recreation of the Beastie Boys’ iconic “Sabotage” video by independent animator Corduroy Frames. Five years of work. 4,340 hand-animated frames made from card stock, foam, cardboard, tin foil and cotton balls. No AI. Just pure obsessive craft.
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“Some men had to have their testicles amputated by doctors after beatings…” Thread with some of the unspeakably depraved acts of rape and sexual assault by Israelis against Palestinians detailed in this piece:
This is a hard article to read, but I hope you'll do so. I've spent some time reporting on widespread rape and other sexual violence of Palestinian male and female prisoners by Israeli authorities, and the article is now published. The assault victims were warned not to give speak of what they endured -- they were sometimes told they would be killed or raped if they gave interviews -- but they found the courage to do so. One man described being raped three times in a single day in Israeli prison, the third time after he tried to protest. A young woman said the guards would come in at the beginning of each shift and strip her naked and abuse her. Another reported that she was shown photos of herself being raped and warned they would be released unless she cooperated with Israeli intelligence. Even three children who had been detained told me they had been sexually abused. Look, whatever our position on the Middle East, we should be able to agree on being anti-rape. Sexual assaults were horrific when Israeli women were targeted on Oct. 7, and they're equally horrific when Israeli authorities use them against Palestinians day after day after day. We should be able to find common ground in opposing rape. Here's a gift link to the article: nytimes.com/2026/05/11/opini…
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I probably watched this 10 times in a row. My GOD. 😂😭💀
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Officially one of my fave cat videos of all time now
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Sound on.. 😂
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BREAKING NEWS: Kristi Noem is stepping away from politics to spend time motorboating her husband.
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Here are some sayings we haven’t heard in a while: -“Hold your horses!” -“She really takes the egg.” -“You’re the bee’s knees!” -“Cash Money Records taking over for the 9-9 into 2000.”
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Wow this snow really has been here for a long time! #NYC
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Full statement from Micayla Pretti, younger sister of Alex Pretti, who was killed by Border Patrol agents in Minneapolis on Saturday:
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"I had never seen anyone virtue-signal so gracefully, so effortlessly. I was like, 'I have to work with this guy.'" 😂😂😂😂 Meet Cory Booker's (fake) political consultant, played by Zeteo's very own @heycappello. "No one does it like Cory."
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“The truth is Cuomo and Trump are very similar.” Congressman Nadler kicks off remarks at Mamdani’s event today.
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Do you want to see a dead body?
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Siri play Law and Order.
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