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21, fat + ugly

Penrith/ Manchester
Joined September 2020
joyous month #owtwtsd
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🚨🚨 WHAT A FANTASTIC GOAL FROM DIEGO GOMEZ AGAINST BRENTFORD! 🤯
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there isn’t a single thing that Enzo does better than someone else in the squad, he’s not even the best at being fat (Cherki) and he’s not even the best at being a waste of space (Donnarumma)
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saw ur bird at wakefield cineworld lol
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Which memory hurts the most.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Its using death as interaction break against T and Cs help.x.com/en/rules-and-p…
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'despite availability' as if him being available makes him any more useful
🚨 Breaking: Cole Palmer left out of England squad for Nations League games vs Croatia + Spain. 24yo Chelsea playmaker withdrew from last international break & despite availability has not been called into final camp of 2026 by Thomas Tuchel @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7756674…
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My dog burnt his paws in the summer heatwave and has just recovered. Going to take him out tonight for first time since as a treat
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Young Bob gets jumped for saying "paki"
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hawk too what?
A hawk has been diagnosed as "too fat" to fly after eating too many free-range chickens She weighed over 910g after feasting on a "buffet" and spending too much time sleeping
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Russell Brand was utterly detested near my gaff… everycunts setting off fireworks after the verdict
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pc fixed after 1 month of no graphics card (i put my old graphics card back in) fuck you nvidia for making me pay £600 for a graphics card that doesn't work 🖕🏻
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This man is Desmond Poppy a teaching assistant at a primary school in Coventry. He was SACKED by a woke headteacher after people complained that he was making their nativity TOO CHRISTMASSY. It is DISGUSTING that this is happening in Britain in 2026. SHARE IF YOU AGREE!🇬🇧🇬🇧🎄✝️✝️
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it's true 🙂‍↕️
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Newcastle star Amar Dedic at centre of major police operation after being spotted carrying BOW & ARROWS at beauty spot 🚔 SIX police cars involved in search for Bosnian 🏹 Two other NUFC players arrive in bizarre twist! ✍️ FULL STORY 👇 dailymail.com/sport/football…
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england's greatest ever athlete
Paying homage to the ball! A life long partner in crime that has a way of rewarding us with endless discovery!
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"Yamal will win the balon d'Or next season " Madueke:
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just being fat as if it's not a problem
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