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Titties.

See yall tomorrow 😘

[having sex] Girl: Talk dirty to me Me: *whispers* people are only voting for hilary because she's a woman

@mastur__nate 😘

Altruistic politician is an oxymoron. Remember that.

Hillary Clinton is what would happen if a wizard turned a vape into a human

@MetZerbitzu hahah

@MetZerbitzu baloo singing made sense since he was teaching mowgli what a song is, but louie singing was fucking stupid and ruined the movie

Bill: Vote Hillary *hillary gives bill a scooby snack*

@astrorator story lines can and Killing Joke is a better story than CW

Trump's insane popularity is less about his ideologies and more about people rebelling against this new age of rampant political correctness

Our kids will have a bright future because if I understand math correctly someday they'll have an iPhone 69 and a Playstation 69

@LaughingJawan yes unfortunately

god damn :(

Every 6 months they release a slightly modified iPhone and act like this isn't some Assassin's Creed bullshit

Just Realized My Turn Signal Has Been On For 20 Miles And The Guy In My Rearview Is Slowly Shaking His Head And Judging Me: A Memoir

@ShortAngryMun <3