batman v superman · Nov 18, 2015 · 6:33 PM UTC

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batman v superman · Nov 16, 2015 · 6:32 PM UTC

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moody monday · Jul 8, 2015 · 11:10 PM UTC

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moody monday@mdob118 Jul 2015

Me: Siri, why am I alone? Siri: *opens front facing camera*

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K · Feb 9, 2015 · 1:29 PM UTC

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"Welcome to Twitter. Please take your armchair. An issue will offend you shortly."

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David Hughes · Aug 6, 2015 · 3:57 PM UTC

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[first day as coast guard] Boss: 7 people died on your watch today Me [looking off into the distance]: yes but the coast is fine

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Reverend Scott · Aug 7, 2015 · 1:56 PM UTC

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[goes to work for 30 years] why did I do that?

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Chud Dwyer · Aug 9, 2015 · 9:32 PM UTC

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akshay elavia · Jul 25, 2015 · 12:14 AM UTC

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@noog Also Stormtroopers

batman v superman · Feb 13, 2015 · 7:16 PM UTC

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Kyle “Big Dumbass” Masek · Jul 18, 2015 · 3:50 PM UTC

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I made a friend on Twitter, guys. @noog

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Dan O'Brien · Nov 21, 2014 · 3:32 AM UTC

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[Testing Cat-Human Translator] Scientist: Cat, what is your name? Cat: I AM KANG THE DESTROYER Owner: It's not working. His name is Socks.

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Pauly · Jul 18, 2015 · 1:12 AM UTC

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The @noog "How Bent Am I?" pictorial emoji chart. That's a 10.

ComicBook NOW! · Jul 17, 2015 · 7:15 PM UTC

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My heart feels weak.

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paperwash© · Jul 17, 2015 · 2:27 PM UTC

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.@david8hughes @noog @realDonaldTrump don't piss him off or they'll be hell toupee haha AMIRIGHT Donny?

David Hughes · Jul 17, 2015 · 2:26 PM UTC

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Hey @noog I bet when @realDonaldTrump gets a hard on playing brass instruments he calls it his Trump-bone. Get it cos bone like boner

David Hughes · Jul 17, 2015 · 2:05 PM UTC

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.@noog @realDonaldTrump Donald do you play an instrument? The trump-et maybe? Donald?

David Hughes · Jul 17, 2015 · 2:02 PM UTC

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@BEAT_TWITTAR @noog @realDonaldTrump have you ever said, even just once? "I'm gonna trump that rump." Donald have you ever said that

James Thomson 🌍 · Jul 17, 2015 · 1:59 PM UTC

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@david8hughes @noog @realDonaldTrump just fucking tell us Donald, do you?

David Hughes · Jul 17, 2015 · 1:59 PM UTC

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.@noog @realDonaldTrump Donald? Do you ever say it?

oothikicha · Jul 17, 2015 · 3:23 AM UTC

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@noog we fucked with Pluto tho nitter.gq/oothikicha/status/6218…