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NormalHumanBeing retweeted
⚠️⚠️⚠️ WARNING: IF YOU HAVENT DONE SO ALREADY, BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW !!!
BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW.
this is true of all games that try to be really serious about save scumming and permadeath, mewgenics genuinely wants you to stare at the screen as you're an hour and a half into a run and the Insta Murkolator rapes your entire squad of legacy cats youve bred over 20+ runs
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rimworld tries to be all serious about "every choice matters and one fuck up ruins it all" but nobody with a life is gonna sit through 50 hours of colony sim gameplay to watch all their guys get killed by a random number generator hitting the max range and one tapping you
video games are a potent vector for mortality, consequence, but many games that try to treat these things severely through mechanics undermine themselves by having quicksave/quickload, player alt-f4ing out, etc., undermining the threat of the situation
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do you even watch vinny bro he played both of these games and the new flesh is an official red vox thing. moron
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NormalHumanBeing retweeted
The adult men lining up to buy Pokemon cards should be placed under the same type of conservatorship as Britney Spears was
Hey @BestBuy, what an absolute disaster.
I waited 2 hours before opening with ~30 people ahead of me.
Then HUNDREDS emerged from their cars to “join friends” in line.
4 hours wasted. No Pokémon 30th Anniversary products. Just a booster bundle and a few packs.
To top it off, I left my chair behind. Your customer service says I need to DRIVE AN HOUR BACK just to find out if it's there.
Apparently nobody can call the store.
Meanwhile, @GameStop uses preorders and organized systems instead of turning releases into a free-for-all.
Give people numbers. Enforce the line. Respect customers' time.
I'm curious: Was anyone else's Pokémon release this poorly managed, or did I just find the worst Best Buy experience imaginable?
NormalHumanBeing retweeted
I always liked fire ants growing up because they mapped neatly to my childhood worldview. Of course there would be a fire type version of ants that are red and are even more powerful than regular ants.
