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@notacroc

cry me a table, Linda

 Chicago, IL
Joined October 2015
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[alternate universe where jesus christ's name was jeffy spaghetti] ME: *hears some horrible news* jeffy spaghetti
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brent@murrman51 Oct 2019
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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@pants5 Oct 2025
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brent@murrman514 Jan 2015
"no rapping tonight" why? "you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing" ok [after one beer] uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
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Friend: wanna play basketball later? Me: [has never played basketball before] sure Friend: i'll bring the ball Me: [nervous] ok cool [Later] Me: [pulls up with a basketball hoop strapped to the roof of my car] sorry I'm late
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@pants17 Sep 2024
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Mike Migdall@ItsMigdallTime26 Dec 2022
Benoit Blanc talking to detective Pikachu in knives out 3: baw gawd you are some kind of yellow rodent ... mHmmm...
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Big skippy baby
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The Golden Sir@screaminbutcalm12 Mar 2019
Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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pat tobin@tastefactory3 Oct 2015
YANKEE DOODLE: *sticks feather in his cap* This is called macaroni YANKEE DOODLE'S FRIEND: Ok, cool. Listen man, everybody's worried about u
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Good Kyle@KyleMcDowell8613 May 2015
[Me to the second baseman after I slide into 2nd] Make sure u separate plastics & food waste [Coach from dugout] NOT THAT KIND OF TRASH TALK
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Clint Stevens
@clintstevensTV31 Mar 2024
Car manufacturers need to work on standardized wifi msging between nearby cars, im thinking something like pictochat on the DS, or maybe mariokart preset messages. Cut someone off, then send them a β€œim using tilt-controls!” over their radio.
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Andrew Nadeau
@TheAndrewNadeau24 Jul 2019
[First sunset] HIM: HER: HIM: HER: HIM: HER: HIM: Is that… you think that’s a problem?
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It's once again the day of pi
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My second @pants 🧴🧴
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Not a concern in the world other than her tongue fitting in her mouth – at Chicago, IL
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🟑 – at Chicago, IL
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C3PO's full name is charles post office post office post office
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