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screaming into the void

Joined January 2021
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Your playlist shuffling “Ode to Mets” to play next after your team suffers a devastating loss
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I’m sure everyone will enjoy the moment that changed Mississippi forever!! @scott_colom I guess Mississippi Matters now huh?? 😂🔥
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hell yeah dude. 2026. literally nothing works. email’s down. no flights can take off anywhere. casual lunch is $20. gas is like $4. there’s protein in pasta now. usc-indiana is a conference game. hell yeah dude. 2026.
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Staying up until 2 am drinking listening to Elliott smith is what killed Elliott smith
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Probably one of the most beautiful, and beautifully filmed, plays I've ever seen on live TV. Love to rewatch from time to time. The fadeaway jumper to cap off the run and then the shot of Feely.
How about this play from the Bears rookie! Devin Hester returns a missed field goal back 109 yards for a Bears touchdown!
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20 pictures or video in one tweet, what are we doing man
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Greatest press conference moment in UFC History😭😭😭
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mississippi watch out a bunch of ugly bitches around you
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The emotional and beautifully done WWF Attitude commercial featuring past legends such as Gorilla Monsoon
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I guess they didn’t like this one
Joe Biden was pelted with milk cartons in Dublin, Ireland, as he took cover behind an umbrella. Police wrestled with protesters while he was rushed into his SUV.
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Reported a minute after markets closed lmao. AI bubble bursting bc he was a horndog.
JUST IN: Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang had another affair with an $NVDA executive, NYT reports.
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We’re losing the 36 year old grandmother who gave a handjob and vaped during a family friendly performance of Beeteljeuse in Congress 💔 we used to be a classy country
In memory of Lauren Boebert’s last day in Congress, enjoy this video of her ripping a vape, giving her date a hand job, and being kicked out of a theater.
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I’m down to my dick and balls is the funniest way to say I’m broke
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Isaiah thomas tweets the same way an account impersonating isaiah thomas would tweet
Paul George like don’t get it twisted all yall looked up to me at some point. I still got a lot left in the tank don’t get it twisted 🏁
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This is draymonds dream season LMAOOOO
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Kings are 1-9 trying to sell fans $50 hoodies during timeout breaks lmao
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Got all of my assignments done
Okay I’ve really fucked myself over this time, procrastination is no joke
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Replacing the candy desk with the hormone blocker desk in Woke 3
The GOP will dissolve when the Democrats take control of the candy desk
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i took the “last ride thru GTA 5” like 4 years ago, pack that shit up 😭
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