Karen Nyamu: I recently tried to help a very staunch campaigner of mine join the police force. Tukakarabati (we forged) a form 4 certificate. She went to Kiganjo for training, but after investigations, she was arrested for forgery alongside 17 others. #ThePeoplesBreakfast #HomeOfHardTruths @ctmuga & @mungalambuvi

Here is the challenge for this year's @droidconke free tickets give away. The goal is simple, run apalis with JNI. The goal here is to be creative and play around with rust and android. 2 tickets up for grabs. github.com/apalis-dev/rivium…

It's very interesting when someone attends @renderconke and finds out that it's an actual technical "geek out" conference experience as opposed to a platform for heavily biased KPI report driven product marketing!* *absolutely nothing wrong with the latter btw

Tihada Update: Pushed past Ksh 40k gross sales last night! Railway is finally back up so I can finally deploy some updates. I underestimated how much Railway was a single point of failure on the system. Currently shopping for VPS'es 😂

I used to have dreadlocks, and lemme tell you… There are some markets, corporates, and clients you’ll struggle to penetrate, no matter how good your work is. Appearance bias is real.

Niggas who grew up on survival are cold as fuckkk. Especially if they grew up poor or neglected or abused. They don't give a fuck about anything or anyone other than their survival. Understandable but damn💀

Mtu hujifanya aje feet massage? Nimetumika kama punda aki😭

Happy to announce that Senior @abel_masila has also added two tickets to the challenge. Now we have 4 tickets!! Cc @ndiritu_michael @droidconke

I'm genuinely surprised there are no GO gdes in KE.

Haya nani hana ticket 🤔🤔🤔

But Kenyan men hamko good looking aki😭

400k net cannot run a V8 sustainably Let’s do the math. Average 4km/l with 40km/day for 6 days a week is 240 x 4 is 960km. 960/4 = 240l x 226= 54,240 a month say 55k Now let’s talk insurance. Assume it’s worth 6m so 4% is 240k a year ie 20k a month Let’s talk general and long term maintenance aggregate it to 20k a month as well. Add car wash and misc 5k a month Total 100k a month that’s 25% of the salary If you bought it on a loan it’s Luwere Luwere

Interesting hmmmm....

Nya on its own is a contraction of Nyar (daughter of). Opposite is Wuod (son of). Ja is used for men in singular but its plural jo is for both when it comes demonym, like jo Siaya. The singular Ja also works for both when it comes to occupations, like japuonj, jajuok, jachode.

That Reduzer CEO mentioned that he subscribed to Claude Premium and has three software engineers using Claude to handle the work. So why is he advertising again for human full-stack software engineers? By the way, have you met anyone working at that institution?

You’re suffering from folie a deux. You both need help.