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what happens in a meadow at dusk

Joined October 2009
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They're calling it the most unproductive day ever. They're calling me Big Useless
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Everybody is pretending like going to work is okay and it's not okay
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Me when my parents yelled at me as a kid
happy to announce that I've decided to become permanently silent and morose
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i love having a clean apartment :) not including under things, behind things, up high spots, inside closets, or the crack between the counter and the oven of course :) also anything close up
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15 years ago it was kind of annoying to be named “meg” between family guy, drake & josh, things like that. then thee stallion changed the world
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when im at work i want to do so many things and then i get home and all i wanna do is drink and get high and read wikipedia articles
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meg retweeted
if trauma is stored in the hips than wtf is in the shoulders because damn.
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googling the right prompt to have it give me quaaludes
JUST IN: Utah becomes the first U.S. state to allow AI to prescribe medication without direct doctor review.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Utah has approved a limited AI sandbox pilot (Nolla Health) allowing AI to prescribe certain low-risk acne medications after an initial phased review period. This is not unrestricted AI prescribing of any medication. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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meg retweeted
some of the music I listen to is straight up bad. this is my truth #sorry
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Get yourself a man who can do both.
American decline in a single sentence
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both losing and gaining weight suck because you have to buy new pants which is the worst thing that can happen to a person
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no i think the fear of pregnancy is rooted in the fact that pushing a big ass baby out of your vagina is a scary thing to do
It truly gets to a point
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best time to reach me is when i’m at work. don’t bother me when i’m at home
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meg retweeted
You used to be able to get a used car for this price.
APPLE HAS PRICED THE 2-TERABYTE VERSION OF THE IPHONE DUO AT $3,199
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the amount of times i've said "don't shake em you'll send em daft"
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"I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz, don't mean you ain't a peach."
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Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!
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ngl i really need bad things to start happening to bad people
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