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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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"Standing charges, 12.30 in the budget at Westminster, 2-1. Put your shirt on it - monster monster!"
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No one apart from Man U fans wants to see Man U successful again. I can absolutely guarantee you that.
I’m not so sure about that like mate 🤔
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So the "peace talks" are just a cover for the business negotiations
NEW!! U.S. and Russian teams have discussed a sweeping slate of potential energy and commercial deals, including Russian diesel sales, Lukoil’s overseas assets and a possible revival of Nord Stream gas flows to Europe, two U.S. officials informed about the talks told me 1/2
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Yer ma sneaks photos of dogs
Wonder if the passenger has paid for 2 seats for their dog? @scotrail I'm guessing not
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Some of these ‘experts’ have literally no clue how the average football fan feels about Newton Heath 🤷🏻‍♂️ Probably the most dislikable club in the entire football pyramid - fans all over the UK are revelling in their demise 🤷🏻‍♂️ I hope they plumb to even newer depths 🙏
I’m not so sure about that like mate 🤔
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its actually quite refreshing to have a PM whose embarrassing history involves raising money for charity, rather than burning £50 notes in front of homeless people and shagging pigs...
Andy Burnham's 'Strictly' dance video, found by #BBCBreakfast The PM said on TV show 'Gogglebox' for Stand Up To Cancer he has a "clang of anxiety" when discussing dancing - after taking part in a charity event for the Rob Burrow centre for MND bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm3w…
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Holy fuck - lock her up!
Lady Colin Campbell. Paedophile apologist, re Jeffrey Epstein. "The offence for which he was charged and for which he went to prison was soliciting prostitution from minors. That is not the same as paedophilia." Splitting hairs to justify paedophilia!!
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“We will also be replacing the current numerical system, due to its Arabic origins, and replacing it with a Paleolithic tally system.”
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"Laugh at my jokes, for God's sake. I'm dying on my arse up here..."
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I almost pity her. Then I look at my fucking mortgage. @trussliz - fuck you
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imagine if someone suggested cramming all these people onto the pavements to make space for motor traffic down the middle
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Pathetic, absolutely fucking pathetic from Robert Jenrick on LBC. Repeatedly refusing to say Raheem Kassam calling Kemi Badenoch a Nigerian scammer is racist Lewis Goodall pushed & pushed only to be met with 🗣️stop wasting our precious time together 🫣🥴
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The ninth annual 24H de l'Accordéon festival is underway in Toulouse, France 🇫🇷, running continuously through Sunday evening. In a world roiled by turmoil, cynicism and strife, a much-needed moment of peace, love, and harmony. All the feels. 🙏🏼🌍🕊️ 📹 Les Rustines de l'Ange
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"...get a roll-up news-paper, sett-ing on fire..."
Please what's this animal fighting snake called my Goodness?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video depicts an impossible real-world scene, as mongooses are not native to Arizona's Sonoran Desert with saguaro cacti and rattlesnakes; similar clips are AI-generated. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongoose easystreetmarkets.com/wildlife/arizo… plantnative.org/native-plants/… youtube.com/shorts/J2_flXk…
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Why Jay Rayner is a stone cold Don and a righteous babe. 🔥🔥🔥
Now I have an excuse to post my favourite ever twitter exchange again
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Obama on the campaign trail ridicules Trump and Hegseth. “I don't know if you've noticed, but he seems very focused on home renovations. He should be on HGTV” - a US home improvement television network. “The guy’s building a ballroom that’s bigger than the White House. Paved over the Rose Garden, put a helicopter pad on the South Lawn, and there’s gold everywhere! What’s up with the gold? Everything—more gold! He's got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory," he added, referring to the popular American restaurant chain known for its gaudy interior designs. He added “"Six months after they declared victory — because remember, they said 'this is the best war ever, it's going great' — so seven months later, how's that war going? Our allies and our bases have been attacked. Americans have been killed. Hundreds of Americans have been wounded. We have run down our stock of missiles, and Iran now has veto power over the Strait of Hormuz where oil goes through the the world market. This is the reason why the price of oil is up. Nobody disputes that. This is the reason the price of diesel is up. This is the reason why the price of just about everything is up. “Meanwhile, you’ve got the defense secretary who’s squarely focused on important matters like the jawlines and testosterone levels of our troops. He is live-streaming executions, because that's how he thinks you cultivate that manly, warrior spirit." Obama said Hegseth is simply not a serious person. "How much time do you think this defense secretary spends looking at himself in the mirror in the morning? You know he's working his hair, because that's how 'warriors' look. These are not serious people, they're not serious people. And the problem is you end up having to pay the price for their lack of seriousness."
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Complete and utter bullsh*t. No Russian kids were kidnapped and brought to Ukraine so what is he even talking about? Melania Trump, the b*tch who wore a jacket that said "I don't care do you?" when going to visit hispanic children taken from their families and kept in cages here in the United States of America by her husband, doesn't give two hoots about anyone but herself, let alone children in a foreign land. This is all a pathetic and tragically inane political stunt.
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