an insignificant and beautiful creature with nothing to offer - attuned to the specific cadences of male friendship - un jour je serai de retour près de toi

30ish • she/her • 44+16
Joined September 2009
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u can see the decline in literacy through this
.@Dictionarycom’s Words of the Year over the last decade: 2026: Maxxing 2025: 67 2024: Demure 2023: Hallucinate 2022: Woman 2021: Allyship 2020: Pandemic 2019: Existential 2018: Misinformation 2017: Complicit 2016: Xenophobia
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Catastrophic hyperfixation lottery loss
theres someone on tiktok with a 2 year long lego lord of the rings comic with ethan and hila and they’re freaking out because ethan cheated
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You Can See Everything synopsis
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my lesbian regulars named June and May just had a baby and named her April
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Pulls out a small miso soup to sip while everyone else lights up a cigarette
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Which is horny.
i don’t think Y Tu Mamá También is a horny movie, it’s just kind of how it is to be ~23
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They’re making the Flock Cameras in Bushwick shoot on 35mm
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JFK over ATL bait used to be believable
Airport Tierlist My word is law
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ngl there's an outcome where he dnfs then wdcs anyway and i think it should happen for comedic purposes
'So you're saying there's a chance' 😂
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Atlanta Airport train just said the next stop is for “Concourse B as in Burgers n Beverages” #burger #burgersquad #mycity
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chatgpt killed another person
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34 days after this tweet was made chatgpt was released to the public
One of the better Cyberpunk lore concepts is that there used to be one big internet and in 2022 one guy fucked it up so bad that they had to shut it down and go back to several smaller networks and they keep the corpse of the old one in a basement somewhere.
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at first i was struck by his eloquence, then by his vulnerability and candor.
Hes got a couple good points tbh
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Replying to @Motorsport
girls :)
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can't tell if my headache is caused by factors internal (ate cake and bullshit all day) or external (room smells like smoke from other people in the house "cooking")
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these fucking apps, man
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you know damn well this is not true
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THIS IS A ONE FUCKING HOUR EDIT?!? 😭
slmt sore, slmt jj sejam ❤️
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My boyfriend showed me his list of captions he is creating to comment under friends posts
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