@nymillenials

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 New York, New York
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Joined July 2020
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welcome to ny millennials late night baybee I have photo manipulation tools and god is asleep
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📱New York Millennials📱 retweeted
Andrea ✿@andreatanager5 Jun 2023
Blaseball has ended. I made another edition of the New York Crimes to cover the news from the @nymillenials perspective. Wrote my own little lore bits about the end of the fake sport that I've loved since 2020. @blaseball @thegameband #blaseball
Replica of the New York Times front page, called The New York Crimes. Headline: Internet League Blaseball ceases play. New York Millennials left wondering: "Did we kill another industry?" Smaller headline: "I guess Blaseball's rent was too dang high," say Mills fans. Other headline: Battin' Island begins descent. See rest of email thread for more description.

ALT Replica of the New York Times front page, called The New York Crimes. Headline: Internet League Blaseball ceases play. New York Millennials left wondering: "Did we kill another industry?" Smaller headline: "I guess Blaseball's rent was too dang high," say Mills fans. Other headline: Battin' Island begins descent. See rest of email thread for more description.

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there's a distinct lack of snow in nyc so idk how this guy on skis managed to speed by and throw this jpeg at the apartment window but please enjoy the NEW Season 2 Millennials Voting Guide (come join us in the blaseball discord if you want to help craft future seasons!)
TRENDING -> Blessings that are Good NEW Pitching Boost 22% NEW Batting Boost 20% Telekinesis 20% Yeet* 15% Ball Hawk 12% Wind Sprints [WIMDY] 1% Muted -> Blessings that are Just Okay (10% remaining spread among these) Dark Matter* Shadow Play* Strong Start Rogue Strike Knight Strike Mage Strike Bard Strike Blocked -> Don’t vote for these Learn to Defend+ Magnetic Fielder+ +Could get screwed over by probability/vague wording *Lore/roster change(s) [WIMDY] We WILL Wimdy

ALT TRENDING -> Blessings that are Good NEW Pitching Boost 22% NEW Batting Boost 20% Telekinesis 20% Yeet* 15% Ball Hawk 12% Wind Sprints [WIMDY] 1% Muted -> Blessings that are Just Okay (10% remaining spread among these) Dark Matter* Shadow Play* Strong Start Rogue Strike Knight Strike Mage Strike Bard Strike Blocked -> Don’t vote for these Learn to Defend+ Magnetic Fielder+ +Could get screwed over by probability/vague wording *Lore/roster change(s) [WIMDY] We WILL Wimdy

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(thanks/shout out to @betaraycarrie for the incredible millennials logo)
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how do you expect us to play blaseball when there's this much partying to do
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📱New York Millennials📱 retweeted
Kess@betaraycarrie26 Jan 2023
I made a #blaseball Coronation Era logo for @nymillenials, who are really killing it They're so tired and I love them so much
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📱New York Millennials📱 retweeted
Kess@betaraycarrie26 Jan 2023
Here are more of the games 67-69 for #blaseball season 2 2/3
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BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE@blaseball15 Jan 2023
Blaseball: The Coronation Era

ALT Blaseball: The Coronation Era

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no wait sorry i was holding this spreadsheet upside down we didn't do great
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i deleted the first tweet by accident but it was funny
ive looked at the data and concluded the millennials should have won that game

ALT ive looked at the data and concluded the millennials should have won that game

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📱New York Millennials📱 retweeted
BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE@blaseball15 Jan 2023
Our Kicks! As ILB Commissioner and legal Notary, I hereby confer upon the Charleston Shoe Thieves the title of Season X Champion with a Golden Record of 65-25 and all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto!
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*spooky dial up noises* who left this here
TRENDING -> Blessings that are Good NEW Team Boost NEW Batting Boost NEW Pitching Boost NEW Max Out Pitcher+ NEW Max Out Batter+ NEW Steal Best Pitcher+* NEW Steal Beat Batter+* Guess Whose Thwack Yeet Wind Springs [WIMDY] Muted -> Blessings that are Just Okay NEW Randomize Players* Strong Start Strike Zero Shadow Play+ Shore Up+ Blocked -> Don’t vote for these none this week! +Could get screwed over by probability/vague wording *Lore/roster change(s) [WIMDY] We WILL Wimdy credit to andreastreeter#9579 for the excellent Voting Guide Design

ALT TRENDING -> Blessings that are Good NEW Team Boost NEW Batting Boost NEW Pitching Boost NEW Max Out Pitcher+ NEW Max Out Batter+ NEW Steal Best Pitcher+* NEW Steal Beat Batter+* Guess Whose Thwack Yeet Wind Springs [WIMDY] Muted -> Blessings that are Just Okay NEW Randomize Players* Strong Start Strike Zero Shadow Play+ Shore Up+ Blocked -> Don’t vote for these none this week! +Could get screwed over by probability/vague wording *Lore/roster change(s) [WIMDY] We WILL Wimdy credit to andreastreeter#9579 for the excellent Voting Guide Design

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oh no wait
an image of bugs bunny and daffy fduck staring at each other angrily in front of a sign on a tree. The sign reads: Post Season

ALT an image of bugs bunny and daffy fduck staring at each other angrily in front of a sign on a tree. The sign reads: Post Season

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an image of bugs bunny with his finger blocking the barrel of elmer fudd's gun. Elmer fudd is labeled "haters", his gun is labeled "you didn't even make the playoffs", and bugs bunny's finger is labeled "my posts"

ALT an image of bugs bunny with his finger blocking the barrel of elmer fudd's gun. Elmer fudd is labeled "haters", his gun is labeled "you didn't even make the playoffs", and bugs bunny's finger is labeled "my posts"

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post season means its time to post
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📱New York Millennials📱 retweeted
Andrea ✿@andreatanager13 Jan 2023
Blaseball is back! The @NYMillenials are back! My vector art portraits of Millennials players are back! These 5 @Blaseball veterans joined our ragtag team this season📱 (Mira Lemma, Jonathan Catalina, Bennett Bluesky, Bottles Šuljak and Peanutiel Duffy)
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how it started | how it’s going ————————————— yikes | whoof
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are we the worst in our division so far? yes. have we won any games yet? no. the thing you have to keep in mind though is
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that we're going to win our next game
A screenshot of a Blaseball box score with the millennials beating the lovers 2 to 1.

ALT A screenshot of a Blaseball box score with the millennials beating the lovers 2 to 1.

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📱New York Millennials📱 retweeted
Kess@betaraycarrie9 Jan 2023
I'm delighted to see @nymillenials vs @LoversBlaseball up first as they are the matchup that I kept making posters for without really noticing I was doing it Here's to you Mills/Lovers, apparently my OTP
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