Artist/Beachcomber - Born absolutely exhausted and fed up with everyone’s shit. Do not follow if you're MAGA, cryptø, or into AI - you will not like it here.

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Joined April 2018
I'm removing mulch in my backyard today and I found a Wade giraffe (Red Rose Tea)
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Sigh. Once again the tick myth spread by Facebook surfaces again. Stop picking up random wildlife. He's stressed the fuck out. You absolutely can get bitten by them. It's a wild fucking animal. outdoor.wildlifeillinois.org…
One of the most misunderstood animals in North America.
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Epilepsy drugs can affect your cognitive and mental health. Still, siding with the AI here is dumb. The AI should have safeguards like saying "I'm sorry but I'm not trained to give out medical insight, please see your doctor". This woman wasn't stupid, she was desperate.
chatgpt killed another person
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Offshore Oddities𓅣 retweeted
Happy National Pumpkin Day! 🎃 Thank you Brookdale Farms for donating pumpkins to our Sanctuary. These pumpkins will be used as decoration on-site for Owl-o-Ween this Saturday and enrichment for our raptors! 🦉
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Dude that tuna's head is the size of a pallet. I knew they get huge but good lord! Please tell me this is a statue!
まぐ男からレインボー🌈
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Offshore Oddities𓅣 retweeted
Did you just update to the new UI on Samsung and the new placement of the google bar is pissing you off? The fix: 1. Tap and hold blank area on home screen 2. Widgets > scroll for Google and select the bar (now it's on top. 3. Do step 1 again > Settings Show search on hs > none
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My cat doesn’t loaf, he… turkeys?
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I didn't know how much I needed this crossover
"what's your biggest impact on the internet?" drawing mulder and scully with courage
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Did you just update to the new UI on Samsung and the new placement of the google bar is pissing you off? The fix: 1. Tap and hold blank area on home screen 2. Widgets > scroll for Google and select the bar (now it's on top. 3. Do step 1 again > Settings Show search on hs > none
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FB now links all your accounts together and I'm really hoping it doesn't notice because I use a different email for IG since it banned my first one. Apparently setting up 2FA is a security risk 🙄 so far it doesn't appear to be connected but yet again users don't have a choice
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Offshore Oddities𓅣 retweeted
A Cookie Tin Mimic for #MimicChallenge ! "You thought you were wise to this blue tin's tricks, you weren't even expecting cookies, but it has fooled you once again"
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I want to bury my head in the floof
new cat acquired he looks like a cotton ball with a head
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I'm on the spider's and host's side. Asking for a refund for a few harmless cellar spiders is asinine, but knowing the host is next door and you could have asked her to remove them, makes you look like a tool. I hope she rated you as 1 star guests.
All of these Airbnb conversations remind me of the time a host said not to kill the spiders in every corner of his rental, but wanted us to wash dishes and strip the beds at checkout.🫠
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He clearly liked it
today one hermit thrush got recaptured at our banding station FOUR times
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Hen on nest collectors are on a different tax bracket than most people
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I haven't been on Instagram in a while and oh my god it's just all ads now. Every other post is an ad. This sucks. No wonder no one goes on it anymore.
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Me like big carb
デカいカニを作った🦀
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This cat looks like it owns a massive library of ancient books and he has a quest for you
Доброе утро
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Were you on an alien planet 40 light-years away?
Hoy fui a un evento y no supe cuál era el baño de mujeres y cuál el de hombres… (Fiel a mi tradición entré al equivocado…)
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You took away their food source, now they hunt for whatever they can. The reason wolves became so maligned in Europe 800+ years ago is because they destroyed the forests to build cathedrals and began hunting in towns. So history repeats itself and we have learned nothing.
JUST IN: Wolves are reportedly roaming into Finnish villages after Google cleared over 56 million square feet of forest for AI data centers.
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