@offshoreoddity

Artist/Beachcomber - Born absolutely exhausted and fed up with everyone’s shit. Do not follow if you're MAGA, cryptø, or into AI - you will not like it here.

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Joined April 2018
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Memories of those lost
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Loni🦆@lonipacs7h
Passenger pigeon earrings, gone but not forgotten
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World Bird Sanctuary@WBSSTLOct 26
Happy National Pumpkin Day! 🎃 Thank you Brookdale Farms for donating pumpkins to our Sanctuary. These pumpkins will be used as decoration on-site for Owl-o-Ween this Saturday and enrichment for our raptors! 🦉
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Offshore Oddities𓅣@offshoreoddityOct 27
Did you just update to the new UI on Samsung and the new placement of the google bar is pissing you off? The fix: 1. Tap and hold blank area on home screen 2. Widgets > scroll for Google and select the bar (now it's on top. 3. Do step 1 again > Settings Show search on hs > none
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My cat doesn’t loaf, he… turkeys?
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Anh Dang@anhdangerous12 Oct 2020
A Cookie Tin Mimic for #MimicChallenge ! "You thought you were wise to this blue tin's tricks, you weren't even expecting cookies, but it has fooled you once again"
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When hermit crabs are happy they spread their antenna out all the way and look so cute
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Offshore Oddities𓅣@offshoreoddityOct 24
I'm a professional photographer, but my product photos look like this. Why? And why not solid backgrounds? Because they are boring and I like people to visualize things on their shelf. I spent my life being professional, now I want to have fun. 4sale -> OffshoreOddities -> Etsy
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Offshore Oddities𓅣@offshoreoddityOct 23
Get your driftwood luigi boards here ->etsy.com/shop/OffshoreOdditi…
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Offshore Oddities𓅣@offshoreoddityOct 23
My shop is back! Listing a bunch of new sculptures and oddities. I'm in the process of shooting photos so if you don't see something you saved please be patient. OffshoreOddities -> Etsy 🔗👇
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You can call me Nathan
@nheller718Oct 22
Mua ha ha!
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Offshore Oddities𓅣@offshoreoddityOct 22
I love my chud son Tomato and his golden leg hairs
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nature is so beautiful ❤️
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最高のバッグ、いや「相棒」を手に入れてしまったな………
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Hayden Clay@haydclayOct 20
The stained glass egg carton is finished
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I resurface from oblivion to present my Magnum Opus. My masterpiece. My legacy. "Be Not Afraid" Stylus on Screen (Procreate on iPad) 2026
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Bernoid@bernoidOct 19
Spiralichen...
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Offshore Oddities𓅣@offshoreoddityOct 19
I also saw these (abstract Christmas trees?) at TJ Maxx and well...it's a flared base
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Offshore Oddities𓅣@offshoreoddityOct 19
In case anybody is wondering, yes all hermit crabs eat together and are civilized. Look at my children getting along 🥹
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Offshore Oddities𓅣@offshoreoddityOct 18
While looking for slacks at TJ Maxx I also got this ghost owl which conveniently was also on clearance.
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