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dr. leo messi's defense attorney

Joined December 2021
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vdd Hakimi, e ouvi dizer que o Messi lhe acusou de errar a saída de jogo muitas vezes nos treinos do PSG em 2023! podem pesquisar no Google, "Hakimi acusação 2023"
Hakimi: "Quando Messi chegou, o projeto do PSG mudou. DESTRUIU nosso estilo de jogo, NÃO GOSTAVA de jogar, nos fez sentir jogadores PEQUENOS." Rapaz…
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Na entrevista original, Hakimi disse que, com a chegada de Messi, o estilo de jogo mudou, ele não podia mais atacar e tinha de ficar atrás, e que ele próprio se sentiu um "pequeno jogador". Não disse que Messi "destruiu" o estilo nem que "não gostava de jogar". footmercato.net/a3395699430486…
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El violador dice que no ganaron la champions porque ficharon al mejor jugador del mundo 😭 perdedor.
🚨🗣️ Achraf Hakimi on why Messi, Mbappe and Neymar never worked: “When Messi arrived, he destroyed our playstyle, made us feel like small players and killed our attacking threat. That’s why we were knocked out of the UCL in the RO16 back to back.” 🇦🇷🫣
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tried finding messi out of habit
🚨 BREAKING: ARGENTINA SQUAD LIST 🇦🇷
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messi probably never imagined that 12 years later he’d be getting called a zionist by american liberals. did these american leftists even know palestine existed back in 2014?
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Messi’s first touch deadass might cure cancer
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“If” 😭😭😭😭
Fun fact: If João Félix had played in midfield for Portugal instead of Bruno Fernandes, Cristiano Ronaldo would have won the World Cup with Portugal.
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Le nombre de tacles assassins auxquels Messi a survécu au cours de sa carrière est tout simplement hallucinant.
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wowza
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city loses - blame enzo united loses - blame licha atletico loses - blame julian #noticing
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People sending hate to messi during worldcup 2026 without knowing this is his sport
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The best there ever was. The best there ever will be.
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see you in 2028 and 2030 king
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bro i've been reading #whoremembers as "whore members" and today i found out it's "who remembers" WTF 😭
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rma moved on from 2 trophyless years and you cucks cannot move on from 2 bad games 🫩
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Young and old ogunmepon no get World Cup medal or trophy 😭
Old Cristiano Ronaldo scored a world cup knockout goal, Young Ronaldo should put his world cup knockout goal on the table.
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لما تلقى شخص نفس جوك
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The last time Manchester United played in a Champions League final… 😭😭
The last time Barcelona played in a Champions League final: 😭😭
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one last glimpse of sunshine
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Bernabéu , 2004 .
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