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dr. leo messi's defense attorney

Joined December 2021
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โ€œagainst these bumsโ€
Yamal always active against these bums bro๐Ÿ˜ญ
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vdd Hakimi, e ouvi dizer que o Messi lhe acusou de errar a saรญda de jogo muitas vezes nos treinos do PSG em 2023! podem pesquisar no Google, "Hakimi acusaรงรฃo 2023"
Hakimi: "Quando Messi chegou, o projeto do PSG mudou. DESTRUIU nosso estilo de jogo, NรƒO GOSTAVA de jogar, nos fez sentir jogadores PEQUENOS." Rapazโ€ฆ
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Na entrevista original, Hakimi disse que, com a chegada de Messi, o estilo de jogo mudou, ele nรฃo podia mais atacar e tinha de ficar atrรกs, e que ele prรณprio se sentiu um "pequeno jogador". Nรฃo disse que Messi "destruiu" o estilo nem que "nรฃo gostava de jogar". footmercato.net/a3395699430486โ€ฆ
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El violador dice que no ganaron la champions porque ficharon al mejor jugador del mundo ๐Ÿ˜ญ perdedor.
๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Achraf Hakimi on why Messi, Mbappe and Neymar never worked: โ€œWhen Messi arrived, he destroyed our playstyle, made us feel like small players and killed our attacking threat. Thatโ€™s why we were knocked out of the UCL in the RO16 back to back.โ€ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿซฃ
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tried finding messi out of habit
๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: ARGENTINA SQUAD LIST ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท
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messi probably never imagined that 12 years later heโ€™d be getting called a zionist by american liberals. did these american leftists even know palestine existed back in 2014?
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Messiโ€™s first touch deadass might cure cancer
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โ€œIfโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Fun fact: If Joรฃo Fรฉlix had played in midfield for Portugal instead of Bruno Fernandes, Cristiano Ronaldo would have won the World Cup with Portugal.
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Le nombre de tacles assassins auxquels Messi a survรฉcu au cours de sa carriรจre est tout simplement hallucinant.
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city loses - blame enzo united loses - blame licha atletico loses - blame julian #noticing
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People sending hate to messi during worldcup 2026 without knowing this is his sport
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The best there ever was. The best there ever will be.
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rma moved on from 2 trophyless years and you cucks cannot move on from 2 bad games ๐Ÿซฉ
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Young and old ogunmepon no get World Cup medal or trophy ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Old Cristiano Ronaldo scored a world cup knockout goal, Young Ronaldo should put his world cup knockout goal on the table.
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ู„ู…ุง ุชู„ู‚ู‰ ุดุฎุต ู†ูุณ ุฌูˆูƒ
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The last time Manchester United played in a Champions League finalโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
The last time Barcelona played in a Champions League final: ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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one last glimpse of sunshine
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Bernabรฉu , 2004 .
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one at a time pls, my boy he's shy
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