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Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

Joined August 2017
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May Allah make us among the people of Jannah Ameen.
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Halloween Party tomorrow at work, make I dress like Tinubu go there. Proper horror kini
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I never see love Wey go make me tattoo man name for body
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I dislike jersey veils. You’d hardly ever see me wearing one
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Anytime I hear Baban imaan I scroll like my life depends on it Urrrggghgggg🫩🫩🫩
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Imagine I had children wetin dem go chop this morning? Chuckles o
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A junkie for your loving
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make tinubu supporters thank god say i no be god i for don kill of una
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My air fryer and rice cooker when I’m not home
New look at Ultron and Jocasta in ‘VISIONQUEST’.
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El Niño wey we dey complain about, you carry money go buy am
Web3 did guys Say your congratulations 🎉
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You people will probably crucify me for this, but if I ever have kids, I’ll probably be Cinderella and my children will be the mice😂
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I lived above my means like mad this month 😭
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If you eat just one biscuit, you’ll be converted to Islam 😔
Oh no guys! Choice Assorted biscuits are Halal too! December is ruined 😠
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A spine tattoo and a tramp stamp ?
Went to get my lashes done and saw a girl getting a full back and waist tattoo. I just kept wondering, don’t you people ever think about your future selves before making some decisions? 😂
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"Girki adon mace" Wetin do gold?
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And a proper husband should be as obedient as a dog, but I guess we’re both making unreasonable demands.
A proper wife should be as obedient as a slave
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Deleted the app to concentrate on my exams Now I’m tweeting from chrome
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flying cars but not a single functional strapless bra
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Independent woman bought the wrong bulbs for her room. It’s been three weeks now and she’s now a bat
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My dad turned on the fan bc he wanted to take tea and I said yes it’s better because of the heat, next thing he said was “toh a kabari Ina zakiga fanka? Daga ke se ke kawai” like hello sirrrrr, how did we get hereeee??? Parents are too dramatic. 😭
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