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You're born based. Then, modern society breaks you like a horse to work you like one.
You realize this when you become based again.
Women vs Accountability
Replying to @trav12037911
my ex farted and she blamed it on the world
she literally said that's from outside
we were in the car
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Replying to @Oceanbreeze473
my mom could make green beans taste good for breakfast
5 minutes is a long time imo
Replying to @ArtemisConsort
Actual male-driven, male dom sex would be a very pretty woman bending over for five minutes, you both having one mid orgasm, and the relaxed guy going back to making money.
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As a man if you liked / like Bob Ross you were probably raised by a single mother
Replying to @QUEENP0P
sketching is a man's sport
painting is a woman's activity
Bob Ross knew this
That's why he set that gay ahh atmosphere for all the housewives watching
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ohhmiigoshh retweeted
Men used to go to war
Women used to fuck the men who stayed home during the war
Ngl I'd be thinking about the public restrooms and streets and sidewalks those were on the whole time
I'd catch that foot in the air before it ever touches my clothes and remove that public ahh shoe before we go any further
Then still put it in raw
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Replying to @splurgetheplug
GTA might save the world then
You know some mfers are gonna stop rioting to play
But if the game is trash...














