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You’re very excited to meet me. Old guy. Says dumb shit. Gen Xer. Philly sports, Chelsea FC, & floral delivery are my life.

Dallas, TX
Joined September 2019
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We came from Dallas, TX to see @CharlesWesleyG in my home state of West By God Virginia and I couldn’t be more proud to see all my native WVers scream every word.
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I haven’t seen a live show in my home state in 25 years.
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As Wolverine?
Jeremy Allen White has reportedly talked with Marvel about playing Wolverine. (via: @TheInSneider)
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Get you a wife that says this kind of stuff, fellas.
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In light of what’s happening in Texas, the Mrs and I are opening a learning center and a daycare. Gotta get in on the ground floor, people.
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I am a illegal alien and I have voted 8 times today. My name is Nick Sirianni and I’m the head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles.
If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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You guys might wanna think about voting every once in a while
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NEW FRAMES IN ORDER COMING SOON NOVEMBER: THERE WILL BE BLOOD (2007) DECEMBER: MIAMI VICE (2006)
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T, you see this shit? The federal government is arresting Italians for participating in democracy. Guy votes a couple times in Jersey, suddenly he’s a fuckin’ criminal? It’s anti-Italian discrimination, Tone. Plain and fuckin’ simple.
ITALIAN CITIZEN ARRESTED IN SANCTUARY NEW JERSEY FOR VOTER FRAUD Andrea Morzetta, an Italian national, was arrested by ICE and charged with unlawful voting by an alien. Morzetta allegedly cast ballots in four federal elections. Illegal voting is NOT a paperwork error when someone knowingly and deliberately casts a ballot they are prohibited from casting. American citizens deserve FAIR and HONEST elections, and the Trump administration is committed to protecting their integrity. borderhawk.news/ice-arrests-…
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Imagine if ESPN had planned an Aikman-Buck Road to the Super Bowl type documentary and accidentally documented their divorce. Shit would have been lit.
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Cum Manifesto is the name of my punk band. He will be hearing from my attorneys.
Lotta people asking me about my cum manifesto today
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LeBron took a sip from a fan's drink mid-game nitter.gq/MindOfBron/status/2117…
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My wife asked me to run to the store for a gallon of beef and a scruple of milk and I'm like bitch what you think we're made of money.
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Extreme Lucile Bluth energy.
The View’s Ana Navarro: “Ground beef is $6.30 a gallon. Guys, please vote these bums out.”
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I don’t know, Ted…they seem pretty good to me.
That's a declaration of war on mediocrity.
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Straight to the chair. The rapist too.
Clinton Judge Orlando Garcia, who illegally freed this illegal alien, caused this rape.
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This WV boy will be okay for “Country Roads” and all the banger WV-themed songs by @CharlesWesleyG this Friday night, but if y’all do a cover of “The Weight”, then I’ll be an absolute vegetable.
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Nah, I’m okay with this. It’s her husband. Nothing wrong with her giving her two cents regarding his success or not.
Patrick Mahomes’ wife, Brittany, reacting on Instagram to the end of today’s game vs. the Broncos:
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OldFUTGuy retweeted
"We live in a Galaxy that has sector borders, and those borders have to be guarded by men with blasters. Who’s gonna do it? You? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for the Rebel insurgents and you curse the Imperial Fleet. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know; that Leia's torture, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, SAVES LIVES. You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at receptions, you want me on that Death Star. You need me on that Death Star. We use words like order, peace, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending an Empire. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very security that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said 'thank you' and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a blaster and stand a post. Either way, I don’t give a DAMN what you think you are entitled to!"
Except Vader had no actual concern for her life, he wanted her alive to torture information out of her.
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