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You’re very excited to meet me. Old guy. Says dumb shit. Gen Xer. Philly sports, Chelsea FC, & floral delivery are my life.

Dallas, TX
Joined September 2019
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I am a illegal alien and I have voted 8 times today. My name is Nick Sirianni and I’m the head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles.
If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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You guys might wanna think about voting every once in a while
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LeBron took a sip from a fan's drink mid-game nitter.gq/MindOfBron/status/2117…
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OldFUTGuy retweeted
"We live in a Galaxy that has sector borders, and those borders have to be guarded by men with blasters. Who’s gonna do it? You? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for the Rebel insurgents and you curse the Imperial Fleet. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know; that Leia's torture, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, SAVES LIVES. You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at receptions, you want me on that Death Star. You need me on that Death Star. We use words like order, peace, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending an Empire. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very security that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said 'thank you' and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a blaster and stand a post. Either way, I don’t give a DAMN what you think you are entitled to!"
Except Vader had no actual concern for her life, he wanted her alive to torture information out of her.
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He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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OldFUTGuy retweeted
Sto guardando in loop per la quindicesima volta e ho ancora le lacrime 🙈
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OH MY GOD THIS IS REFERENCED IN CYBERPUNK I NEVER REALIZED THAT
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No debt. Perfect weight. 8 hours of sleep. Mental health in check. Clean diet. Zero alcohol. That was my prime era. I was 10.
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Never deleting this app
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Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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The Weathermen @Kalshi
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Never deleting this app
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SIXERS BEAT KNICKS 106-100 IN SEASON OPENER AT MSG TYRESE MAXEY WITH 28 POINTS JAYLEN BROWN WITH 19, LEBRON JAMES WITH 14, AND JOEL EMBIID WITH 13 #THROWTHEBALLUP PLAY THE SONG
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Can't believe he predicted this!
👀 Hunter Schafer reveals she had bottom surgery last year. Read more: tmz.com/2026/10/19/hunter-sc…
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You Can Eat Anything (by tommcgovern27 on IG)
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I don’t want to live in a country with flying cars I want to live in a country with wildly inefficient government run health care
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Me stuck in traffic next week as people zip by me.
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Favorite review ever. Randy, I hope life's been good to you wherever you are.
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Mind you the same women who are mad at Shane Gillis were calling Sydney Sweeney a whore 2 weeks ago.
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