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Some random dude, occasionally funny, mostly annoying and obnoxious

Sunny side of the Moose Mtns
Joined December 2011
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Darren Ippolito retweeted
A young mother and her 2 children were killed in a head on collision near Foam Lake. I don’t have all the details but it sounds like a man tried to pass a semi on a gravel road and collided head on with the young family coming the other way. The dust created by a semi on prairie gravel roads in the fall is like a thick fog. You just can’t see through it as to what is in front of you or what is coming. It’s impossible. I have known of 2 other accidents like this, one being a man I knew quite well who was killed in the same manner. Prairie harvest is a time of patience and acceptance. Large equipment is moving slowly on our roads as they feed the world. If you can’t see, don’t pass.
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🚨 There was a robbery at Western Sales in #DavidsonSk! Well... not really. But that's what someone thought when RCMP officers responded to a report of suspicious activity at the dealership just after midnight early Wednesday morning. Here's what actually happened: Around 9:00, Tuesday night, a customer's combine suffered a breakdown when a cleaning shoe failed. The parts weren't available in #BiggarSk at the time, so on-call Parts Specialist, Ross hit the road to Davidson for a late-night parts run to help keep the customer rolling the next day. The Davidson team had locked up for the night when Ross arrived just before midnight, but arrangements had been made for him to access the parts and use a forklift to load them onto his trailer. A lone truck, a forklift moving equipment around late at night and a dark dealership yard must've looked suspicious to someone nearby because before long, RCMP cruisers were rolling down the highway with lights and sirens on! 🚓 The Mounties contacted the Davidson team, and when Tony arrived, security footage quickly confirmed there was no robbery in progress. Just a dedicated parts specialist on an after-hours mission. Ross, who was blissfully unaware that he was potentially a wanted criminal, returned to Biggar with the parts the service tech required to get to work on the combine first thing the next morning, and happily went to bed. The good news? The combine got the part it needed to get back in the field. The bad news? Ross may need to start notifying local law enforcement when he goes on midnight parts runs. Just another harvest reminder that our team will go the distance (at all hours of the night), to help keep farmers in the field when every hour counts. 🌾🚜 #Harvest2026 #WesternSales #SaskAg #JohnDeere #partsrun
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Darren Ippolito retweeted
Ace Bailey had 7 Stanley Cup rings. Six are pictured here. He was wearing the seventh on a flight out of Boston 25 years ago today. #NeverForget911
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Darren Ippolito retweeted
I’m happy that the provinces that voted overwhelmingly for Carney will suffer the most. Well deserved.
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The highest praise I can give to Lloyd Robertson is that I had no idea what his political views were. May he rest in peace.
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BREAKING: CEO of Bison Transport to step down after issuing a public statement regarding the last 93 crashes, but failing to do it in Hindi.
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It's not quite a pipeline or affordable homes. But congratulations on building something, anything.
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Darren Ippolito retweeted
Mark Carney. Brookfield. Cutting down the rainforest. Slaves. My friends, you need to see this.
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Darren Ippolito retweeted
Gout pain is brutal. Most advice? Outdated, incomplete, and missing key truths. Here’s your blueprint to naturally reverse gout — not just mask the pain. This thread could save your joints and kidneys: 🧵
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Darren Ippolito retweeted
I don't always clear my calculator... but when I do, I hit both 'C' and 'CE' a bunch of times because I don't know exactly what they do.
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Darren Ippolito retweeted
Our herd reduction is your opportunity! We are again selling our bred heifers. These heifers come from generations of carefully selected cows that are hard working, easy feeding, & highly fertile. Only exposed for one cycle, so only the most fertile females are retained.
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Darren Ippolito retweeted
After hearing from the doctor that her son Léo’s cancer could no longer be treated, that no therapy was working anymore & the only goal was “to keep him comfortable until the end”… Claire went to his room. Léo was sitting on his bed, watching videos on his tablet. She sat beside him, rested her head against his & they had this heartbreaking conversation: Me: Breathing hurts, doesn’t it? Léo: Uh… yeah. Me: Does it hurt all the time? Léo: (looking down) Yes… Me: This cancer is awful… You know, you don’t have to fight anymore. Léo: I don’t have to? (with a small smile) But I’ll keep fighting for you, Mom! Me: No, sweetheart… You’re doing it for me? Léo: Well… yes. Me: And what’s a mom’s job? Léo: To protect you! (with his big smile) Me: My love… I can’t protect you here anymore. The only way to do it now is from the sky. (My heart shattered.) Léo: Then I’ll go to the sky and play while I wait for you! You’ll come, right? Me: Of course I’ll come! You know you can’t get rid of Mom that easily! Léo: Thanks, Mom! I’ll play while I wait for you! That was their last real conversation. In the hours that followed, Claire never left his side. They played, laughed, watched videos. & fought the “bad guys” with their toy guns. They made the most of every moment. An hour before he left, he snuggled into her arms again & told her how he wanted to be remembered: “As a policeman.” A little later, Claire went to the bathroom. When she came back, Léo was sleeping deeply. His little body had given up. But in one final breath, he opened his eyes, smiled & whispered: “I love you, Mom.” Then he closed his eyes as Claire softly sang into his ear… Léo passed away at just 4 years old, in his mother’s arms, after a brave fight against cancer. The photo shared isn’t just one picture, it’s two. In the first, you see Léo lying on the bathroom rug, waiting for his mom to finish her shower. In the second… the same rug. Empty. Just a silent rug, where a perfect little boy once waited for his mom. If tonight your child is near you, put your phone down, forget what you’re doing, & give them the longest, warmest hug. 💛
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Darren Ippolito retweeted
We will have around 120 bred heifers (calving April 25 - May 15th) for sale again this year. Question for those in the market this year… would you prefer to buy off farm or through an auction mart?
78%Off farm
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77 votes • Final results
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Everything you need to know about the Liberals.
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On this day today, September 1, 1980 Terry Fox ran his last mile of the Marathon Of Hope ❤️🇨🇦
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Happy posthumous 79th Birthday to the one & only Bon Scott, AC/DC frontman & about the cheekiest bloke to ever rock! One of my all time favourite musicians and this live performance of ‘Long Way To The Top’ from Aussie TV show ‘Bandstand’ back in 1976 captures that. RIP, legend
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Terry Fox passed away 44 years ago today on June 28th, 1981. Rest in peace Terry. ❤️🇨🇦
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Thinking about this legendary Canadian tonight and wishing him well. 👍
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The Canadians, many of them volunteers, pushed furthest inland today. Allies matter. You don't win wars without friends.
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“Play La Bamba Baby!” - Ben Stelter. Happy Birthday Ben! 🤍
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