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awkward human

Joined October 2020
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I think my therapist hates me. Wish I had someone to talk to about this.
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"people you may know" and it’s the witch i pushed into an oven 7 years ago
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Nothing ruins the morning like gaining consciousness
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I fear I've fallen into a most melancholy humor.
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sucking dick so fun I wish men were good people
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Kat retweeted
the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.
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Slept for 45 minutes woke up so sad
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Kat retweeted
And for the lady, perhaps a one-way plane ticket and a new identity?
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Life is too short to pretend you’re not into some kinky shit
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My favorite thing in the whole world is when I reject a man and his reaction immediately confirms my decision
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When I see young people at a dark, glamorous bar, I want to tell them, “This feels like a long chapter, but it’s going to be one of the shortest in the book.
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Kat retweeted
I’m so horny @NYCMayor Please do something.
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"Weird, awkward, and off-putting" clocking in
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Kat retweeted
his sex appeal is off the charts
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in other news i went out & danced, causing a couple other people to dance, and only one person was unnerved by my existence so that's pretty good.
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“Se enamoró como se enamoran siempre las mujeres inteligentes: como una idiota...”
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One rejection is painful but five rejections is data
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Cuando alguien me pregunta qué voy a hacer más tarde y mi respuesta es «nada», por favor entiende que nada no es un hueco en mi agenda. Nada es el evento. Nada es el plan.
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Kat retweeted
my idea of a good friday night is eating something delicious and getting increasingly horizontal
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If she has Bukowski on her nightstand she will devour you.
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Time spent reading is time spent wisely.
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