Teacher, writer, comedy dad
Ithaca, NY
Joined March 2008
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Never forget that they had an insurrection watch party. We are not going back!
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REMINDER: Do nothing, MAGA House Republicans have NOTHING to run on, zero accomplishments.
Don't take it from us.
Take it FROM THEM.
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A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.
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Today's episode of stupid things to say while standing behind bulletproof glass:
Trump: "American does not have a gun problem."
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Those of us who have watched our elderly loved ones decay know the heartache of watching their firm-grasp-of-Chinese-trade-policy phase.
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Tell Your Friends out Wednesday. webuygoldrecords.lnk.to/Tell…
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Desperately try to fight the NyQuil I’ve taken until they come by with pretzels and then wake up four hours later with my back so stiff that I accidentally grunt when I stand up.
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CASUAL PRESIDENTS 🤍
A series inspired by @JohnFetterman
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If the suit still fits… This year, we’re bringing Jonathan Demme’s groundbreaking 1984 Talking Heads concert film STOP MAKING SENSE (newly remastered in 4K!) back to theaters worldwide. #StopMakingSense2023
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When we beat the Mets senseless and this division is not even close. I want the Mets fans here. Please come
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INCREDIBLE MOMENT: Boynton Beach police sent this video out in the hopes to honor the people who got out of the car to help the woman who had a medical episode while driving. bit.ly/3l0W8Pf
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This dude is a just a collection of wet toothpicks anyway.
White supremacy is for extremely fragile people &sad men like him, whose self concept relies on the myth that he was born superior because deep down he knows he couldn’t open a pickle jar or read a whole book by himself
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During the hearing on Florida's restrictions for requiring students wear masks, one of the attorneys representing parents has been coughing all day. She told the judge she caught covid from her preschooler.
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🔴 Brand new comic now up on @BoingBoing
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DONALD & JOHN:
👦🐯 A Calvinesque and Hobbesian look at an ex-Presidency
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No surprise to learn this is actually Louis DeJoy's cat.
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Updated Table: 0 new positive cases, 5 released from isolation, 12 active cases. Two days in a row with no new cases! #TompkinsTogether #covid19 #twithaca #GetVaccinated
ALT Updated Table: 0 new positive cases, 5 released from isolation, 12 active cases.